POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

[Lifer]

get up off your chair right now and sniff the seat.
does it smell like ass?

Sniff,sniff

There's only one ass I
smell around here...
you!

AnandTech ""Dope" sniffing Mod

 

[Desslok]

Can you smell what the lock is cookin!

 

[BigSmooth]

If I did that, I think some of my coworkers might be a bit disturbed.

 

[Beau]

No, I wipe.

 

[Schadenfroh]

smells like fake leather

 

[clamum]

Nope

 

[Encryptic]

No, it doesn't smell like ass.

 

[Angrymarshmello]

Why the hell are you smelling what your ass sits on?

 

[Lutefisks]

If you don't wipe your ass, it smells like poop... (note that FAT people, generally couldn't/wouldn't reach that part, so it smells ten times worse)

If you have a clean ass...it smells like nothing then.

 

[NathanBWF]

i usually wear pants to work and don't sit on my chair nude....so....no it doesn't smell like ass...

 

[Beau]

Originally posted by: Lutefisks
If you don't wipe your ass, it smells like poop... (note that FAT people, generally couldn't/wouldn't reach that part, so it smells ten times worse)

If you have a clean ass...it smells like nothing then.

 

[Ranger X]

Weirdo.

 

[iamme]

and......we've hit a new low in ATOT

 

[Fausto]

Is Lifer an idiot?

[x] Yes

[_] No

[_] Who is this loser anyway?

 

[Stark]

I never understood the naked computing group on the forums. Thankfully, my seat has not suffered from BA.

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Lutefisks
If you don't wipe your ass, it smells like poop... (note that FAT people, generally couldn't/wouldn't reach that part, so it smells ten times worse)

If you have a clean ass...it smells like nothing then.

Thanks, Captain Obvious.

 

[yllus]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Is Lifer an idiot?

[x] Yes

[_] No

[x] Who is this loser anyway?

 

[isekii]

I have a all leather chair, and I have a Foam seat pad that keeps my ass cool during the hot summer.

and no it doesn't smell like ass.

 

[Mutilator]

Where is the "My chair has skid marks and smells like ass" option?

 

[TranSoft]

use these chairs... smell of ass goes doesn't stay..
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[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: TranSoft
use these chairs... smell of ass goes doesn't stay..
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Funny, I don't see any mention of their advances in the field of non-ass-smelling chair technology.

 

[TranSoft]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: TranSoft
use these chairs... smell of ass goes doesn't stay..
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Funny, I don't see any mention of their advances in the field of none-ass-smelling chair technology.

It's not their focus... but coincidentally, their mesh products seems to help void all the ass smelling problems...

 

[Regs]

I go out and buy Ass In a Bottle and spray it on my chair.

 

[N8Magic]

Originally posted by: Fausto1
Is Lifer an idiot?

[X] Yes

[_] No

[X] Who is this loser anyway?

 

[MikeMike]

mine smells like.... err wait maybe i shouldnt reveal it.

MIKE