POLL: Does your computer chair smell like ass?

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  1. Lifer

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    get up off your chair right now and sniff the seat.
    does it smell like ass?

    Sniff,sniff

    There's only one ass I
    smell around here...
    you!

    AnandTech ""Dope" sniffing Mod
     
  2. Desslok

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    Can you smell what the lock is cookin!
     
  3. BigSmooth

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    If I did that, I think some of my coworkers might be a bit disturbed.
     
  4. Beau

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    No, I wipe.
     
  5. Schadenfroh

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    smells like fake leather:eek:
     
  6. clamum

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  7. Encryptic

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    No, it doesn't smell like ass. :D
     
  8. Angrymarshmello

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    Why the hell are you smelling what your ass sits on?
     
  9. Lutefisks

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    If you don't wipe your ass, it smells like poop... (note that FAT people, generally couldn't/wouldn't reach that part, so it smells ten times worse)

    If you have a clean ass...it smells like nothing then.
     
  10. NathanBWF

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    i usually wear pants to work and don't sit on my chair nude....so....no it doesn't smell like ass...
     
  11. Beau

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    :confused:
     
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    and......we've hit a new low in ATOT

    :D
     
  14. Fausto

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    Is Lifer an idiot?

    [x] Yes

    [_] No

    [_] Who is this loser anyway?
     
  15. Stark

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    I never understood the naked computing group on the forums. Thankfully, my seat has not suffered from BA.
     
  16. Encryptic

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    Thanks, Captain Obvious. :p
     
  17. yllus

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  18. isekii

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    I have a all leather chair, and I have a Foam seat pad that keeps my ass cool during the hot summer.

    and no it doesn't smell like ass.
     
  19. Mutilator

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    Where is the "My chair has skid marks and smells like ass" option? ;)
     
  20. TranSoft

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    use these chairs... smell of ass goes doesn't stay..
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  21. Encryptic

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    Funny, I don't see any mention of their advances in the field of non-ass-smelling chair technology. :p
     
  22. TranSoft

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    It's not their focus... but coincidentally, their mesh products seems to help void all the ass smelling problems...
     
  23. Regs

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    I go out and buy Ass In a Bottle and spray it on my chair.
     
  24. N8Magic

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  25. MikeMike

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    mine smells like.... err wait maybe i shouldnt reveal it.

    MIKE