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Poll: Do you

Farting in front of your wife.

  • Yes I fart around my wife.

  • I take it to the next level and fart on her in bed.

  • I don't fart in front of her at all.

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ViperXX

ViperXX

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We were having a discussion here at work and was wondering how many of you fart on or around your wife.
 
ViperXX said:
We were having a discussion here at work and was wondering how many of you fart on or around your wife.
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Only around her. Farting ON other humans is despicable behavior only reserved for tormenting younger siblings or drinking buddies.
 
Usually I don't. I figure I don't want to hear her butt trumpet, so why have her hear mine.

Although I did fart on her once while I was naked, in bed. She was asleep though. Stealth fart... 😀
 
There is a guy that I work with who has been married for 10 years and has never farted around his wife!
 
Ehh, I do not torture her with my gas, but, if I'm not comfortable and releasing the gas will make me comfortable, I let it rip. I make an effort to make sure I'm not aimed at her. Note: not yet wife, she is still fiance.
 
We have a friend who won't fart around anyone else. Hell, he won't even fart in his car when he's alone. 😵

Me...I don't fucking care. I fart when/where I need to fart. Don't like it? Plug your nose, because air in --> air out.
 
I fart when I have to fart. I care little to who is around. Unless, I am at work. Then I will go to the restroom and let 'er rip. I also try not to fart in the car, because on occasion, the smell is something putrid and I'd rather not sit in it myself.
 
According to my wife, if I fart in her general direction, I farted on her. So yes, I fart on her in bed. Maybe if she didn't take up 75% of the bed she wouldn't get farted on so much.
 
wabbitslayer said:
Poll needs a "Dutch Oven" option.
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ViperXX said:
Doesn't that count as farting on her in bed?
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Yeah... But...

I think we can all agree that Grabbing her by the back of the head, shoving her face under the covers, then dropping a methane bomb should be in it's own category.

Also: Convection Oven - let a couple closely spaced ones loose, then fluff the covers so it all comes up... 😱
 
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