Ehh, I do not torture her with my gas, but, if I'm not comfortable and releasing the gas will make me comfortable, I let it rip. I make an effort to make sure I'm not aimed at her. Note: not yet wife, she is still fiance.
I fart when I have to fart. I care little to who is around. Unless, I am at work. Then I will go to the restroom and let 'er rip. I also try not to fart in the car, because on occasion, the smell is something putrid and I'd rather not sit in it myself.
According to my wife, if I fart in her general direction, I farted on her. So yes, I fart on her in bed. Maybe if she didn't take up 75% of the bed she wouldn't get farted on so much.
I think we can all agree that Grabbing her by the back of the head, shoving her face under the covers, then dropping a methane bomb should be in it's own category.
Also: Convection Oven - let a couple closely spaced ones loose, then fluff the covers so it all comes up...
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