Poll: Do you sit on public toilets?

[jdoggg12]

Yes... anyone see the Mythbusters on toilet seat sanitation? They carry very little bacteria. I've never heard of anyone catching anything from a toilet seat.

 

[ponyo]

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Wipe toilet. TP in water so no splash. TP/cover on seat. Do the business.

He's the only one in this thread who read the manual.

 

[moshquerade]

ffs, no!

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
Yes... anyone see the Mythbusters on toilet seat sanitation? They carry very little bacteria. I've never heard of anyone catching anything from a toilet seat.

urine is sterile but I don't want it on my butt; just an example...

 

[jdoggg12]

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
Yes... anyone see the Mythbusters on toilet seat sanitation? They carry very little bacteria. I've never heard of anyone catching anything from a toilet seat.

urine is sterile but I don't want it on my butt

Wipe the seat off? If theres evidence of pee, i wipe and lay a layer of tissue down... otherwise i just assume the last persons ass absorbed it all.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Originally posted by: Naustica

Originally posted by: Capt Caveman
Wipe toilet. TP in water so no splash. TP/cover on seat. Do the business.

He's the only one in this thread who read the manual.

Forgot to add, don't let pants touch the ground.

 

[Injury]

Depends on the place and quality of the bathroom, but generally if you gotta drop one being picky isn't in order.

I wipe it down so I don't sit in some ignorant jerk's piss or anything, but I can't say as though my ass is too good to touch plastic that other asses might have touched. Probably more likely to get germs just opening the handle to walk in to the bathroom, but the whole "ZOMG GERMS!" thing is way overblown. By 2010 people will be suggesting we live in bubbles.

 

[dighn]

Originally posted by: jdoggg12

Originally posted by: dighn

Originally posted by: jdoggg12
Yes... anyone see the Mythbusters on toilet seat sanitation? They carry very little bacteria. I've never heard of anyone catching anything from a toilet seat.

urine is sterile but I don't want it on my butt

Wipe the seat off? If theres evidence of pee, i wipe and lay a layer of tissue down... otherwise i just assume the last persons ass absorbed it all.

hehehe

anyway I do use them but I always add a layer of tissue

 

[meltdown75]

yeah. i just wipe the seat with some tp and do my business.

there are toilet seats out there you just don't sit on but usually i can find a CQ - clean & quiet.

 

[iamwiz82]

Originally posted by: Injury
Depends on the place and quality of the bathroom, but generally if you gotta drop one being picky isn't in order.

I wipe it down so I don't sit in some ignorant jerk's piss or anything, but I can't say as though my ass is too good to touch plastic that other asses might have touched. Probably more likely to get germs just opening the handle to walk in to the bathroom, but the whole "ZOMG GERMS!" thing is way overblown. By 2010 people will be suggesting we live in bubbles.

By people you mean the OP?

 

[zach0624]

voted yes
as long as it doesn't have anything on it I'm fine

 

[imported_Lothar]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

hover

 

[spidey07]

Hell yes.

If you don't, you're a freak.

I'm not trolling. You are a freak if you don't.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

hover

:shocked:

 

[ballmode]

Jap style, just squat over

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

hover

:shocked:

what? we girls hover or some might use an ass gasket. i've mastered hovering so it's no problem for my ass and that disgusting seat not to meet.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

I doubt one of the most porus materials in the damn household wil prtect your butt from anything that is on a toilet, which isn't much. Your average table has more bacteria than a toilet seat.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: tenshodo13
I doubt one of the most porus materials in the damn household wil prtect your butt from anything that is on a toilet, which isn't much. Your average table has more bacteria than a toilet seat.

and who plunks their bare ass down on a table?

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

hover

:shocked:

what? we girls hover or some might use an ass gasket. i've mastered hovering so it's no problem for my ass and that disgusting seat not to meet.

But girls don't fart, burp or do #2. Or so I heard.

 

[Jeff7]

Originally posted by: AMCRambler

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: RossMAN
I hover.

*splash*

I would think the higher you're standing from the toilet, the more chances of that happening.

Rossman drops the Grand Nagus from a height of three feet.

:laugh:Nice.

Originally posted by: IHateMyJob2004
You need another option:
I only use urinals

Ah, so you're the one who dropped a deuce in the urinal, mmmkay?! Mmmkay.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

hover

:shocked:

what? we girls hover or some might use an ass gasket. i've mastered hovering so it's no problem for my ass and that disgusting seat not to meet.

Most girls I've talked to use the hover method too. Somebody should invent something to put in the stalls that makes hovering easier.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

hover

:shocked:

what? we girls hover or some might use an ass gasket. i've mastered hovering so it's no problem for my ass and that disgusting seat not to meet.

But girls don't fart, burp or do #2. Or so I heard.

i do all 3, discretely.... most of the time. :Q

i don't #2 in public restrooms though.

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

hover

:shocked:

what? we girls hover or some might use an ass gasket. i've mastered hovering so it's no problem for my ass and that disgusting seat not to meet.

But girls don't fart, burp or do #2. Or so I heard.

i do all 3, discretely.... most of the time. :Q

i don't #2 in public restrooms though.

I've learned more about mosh than I ever bargained for.

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: RossMAN

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: Lothar

Originally posted by: moshquerade
ffs, no!

So if you need to do #1, what do you do?

hover

:shocked:

what? we girls hover or some might use an ass gasket. i've mastered hovering so it's no problem for my ass and that disgusting seat not to meet.

But girls don't fart, burp or do #2. Or so I heard.

i do all 3, discretely.... most of the time. :Q

i don't #2 in public restrooms though.

I've learned more about mosh than I ever bargained for.

yeh, after 6 years a lot of stuff slips out and adds up.