Sleep? Who is he?
Heeheehee...let me give you an idea of how I sleep:
#1
Me: "Well, lets go and get a late dinner"
Friend: "LATE DINNER?! DUDE! IT IS 4:00AM!!"
Me: "Oh? That early, eh? How about lunch?"
#2
Me: "*Grumble*.. D@mn dogs, wakin' me up in the middle of the night...*phone rings* -- Hello?"
Dude on phone: "Hello sir! Would you like to enter to win a lifetime supply of Oscar Meyer Mega Wienies? All you have to do is sell your soul to blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah--"
Me, cutting him off: HEY! MISTAH! Why are you calling me at this UNGODLY hour?!! "
Dude on phone: "Uhhh...sir...it is 9:00am...uhhh..err..."
Me: "YEAH! 9:00am! THE NERVE, WAKING ME UP AT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!"
There. A normal day for me. 

