Poll: Best Laxative?

[Pastore]

KFC does it to me...

 

[classy]

LOL!!!! I can't stop laughing. 😀

 

[RossMAN]

About 40 prunes.

 

[UG]

Lorena Bobbit about to sever your 13" self-image.

 

[Aquaman]

My moms curry beef after it's been seasoned for 3 days 😉 One bowl of that and I'm good to go 😉

I always use Metamucil with great results. I think with all our bad eatting habits we don't get enough fibre in our diet.

Cheers,
Aquaman

 

[Remedy]

I pissed my pants by the end of this thread LMAO!😀

 

[Locutus of Board]

I can't believe it lasted this long

 

[bluegi]

i use a product from japan that you mix with your fav drink...so it doesn't taste bad. i use to try a product from the supermarket that tasted so bad that i could not even take in one spoon before puking

 

[Viperoni]

Those who voted against Taco Bell is suck 😀

 

[ultravox]

You know those little Cherry Tomatos....have about 7-8 of them..

 

[veryape]

Dulcolax works good as long as you don't mind power puking via your anus.

 

[The Stigenator]

pentalax.

 

[TravisBickle]

locutus I hope you don't use laxatives too often. binge eating is no way to live.

 

[Locutus of Board]

No I don't.

It's nice to keep things moving along though.

 

[skywhr]

saline solution

grape juice does it to me

im not voting cause the poll sux

 

[Modeps]

i go to the mall and walk around for about 1/2 hour... for some reason, that gets the plumming going.

 

[fdiskboy]

All you waiters out there should know that Visine does the trick, just a drop in your drink and you'll be ready to go!

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

just about anything works for me... any hot deals on TP out there?

 

[Missus]

Super dieter's tea ....
Also Super Cleanse....

Be prepared with a LARGE book...
😉

 

[ArkAoss]

nuthin seems to work for me, maybe i aint getting enough fiber either, though, i did get the complete unabriged version of LEs miserables, thats the kind of fiber I use, brain fiber.

 

[Locutus of Board]

Mickey D's is leading.

 

[Total Refected Power]

Actually, all humor aside the fastest is CITRATE.

PC Addict summed it up well:

That citrus-based laxative is the most effective. I had to take it prior to having a very uncomfortable examination done.

I had to take that stuff once and in 29 minutes of drinking half a bottle I exploded violently. Its cheap too. $1.50. I can only imagine the damage that would have been done to the commode if I had taken the full dose!!!!

Trust me. Its the real deal!!!

 

[Fearlss1]

GO TOXIC HELL.. (TACO BELL) attack attack attack, Gooooooooooo TEAM!

 

[guyver01]

Taco Bell and White Castle.... you'll be in the can for HOURS!!

make sure to bring a good long book, TWO cans of Lysol, and a painkiller.

oh... and splashguards..

 

[erikiksaz]

what a coincidence. i just had a fleet tube stuck up my butt. no kidding. it got me going.