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Poll: Best Laxative?

i went into this bathroom in the dorm at the u and it looked like somebody add had exploded. i was so scared i went home.
 
I had a prank played on me with a pitcher of coke and a bottle of Ex-Lax... I pooped like Niagra Falls and then vomited... Never do this to anyone... it is a bad prank. People get sick from too much of this. I got them back by pooping in their airconditioning system... (where it was unreachable to clean) They left me alone after that 🙂
 
That citrus-based laxative is the most effective. I had to take it prior to having a very uncomfortable examination done. 😱

I felt the effects immediately after drinking the stuff and had to sprint to the bathroom. My ass was like a faucet. I spent an hour on the can. The stench was horrible too. :disgust:
 
Turbo Lax!

Ever see Dumb and Dumber?

Just half a teaspoon for fast, effective relief! (Lloyd pours in half the bottle!)

🙂

Cheers!
 
Locutus:

My guess is, this thread's gonna get locked pretty soon. Your similar post in the recent past did. The question is, do so many folks really need a laxative?

Did you start this poll to solve your own, er, problems?

And hey! Your helpful link to AT lingo is missing LMAO..whats that?
 
uncle is correct. fleet is probably the fastest bastard out there. it's used for bowel preperation prior to surgery. it takes only a few minutes to work. you can use like 1 teaspoon for normal problems. i had to take 2 whole bottles before my colonoscopy 😱 talk about bad stuff. my grandfather was given this product in the hospital called "go-litely", he said they should have called it KABOOM.
 
No one's mentioned "Driving at 125mph and seeing flashing lights in the mirror"?

LOL @ Colon Blow, that was a funny SNL commercial.
 
A nice big roast beef dinner does it for me. Not that I was really asking for it. But I got it anyway😱 -kd5-
 
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