Poll: Best Laxative?

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Napalm381

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Drink at least 4 liters of Mt Dew in one day. If you're really stopped up, have 6.
 
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unclebud

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i went into this bathroom in the dorm at the u and it looked like somebody add had exploded. i was so scared i went home.
 
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paruhd0x

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I had a prank played on me with a pitcher of coke and a bottle of Ex-Lax... I pooped like Niagra Falls and then vomited... Never do this to anyone... it is a bad prank. People get sick from too much of this. I got them back by pooping in their airconditioning system... (where it was unreachable to clean) They left me alone after that :)
 
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PCAddict

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That citrus-based laxative is the most effective. I had to take it prior to having a very uncomfortable examination done. :eek:

I felt the effects immediately after drinking the stuff and had to sprint to the bathroom. My ass was like a faucet. I spent an hour on the can. The stench was horrible too. :disgust:
 
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loup garou

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Coffee & Cigarettes, definitely. Nothing like a cup of coffee and a smoke to get you going in the mornin!
 
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sharkeeper

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Turbo Lax!

Ever see Dumb and Dumber?

Just half a teaspoon for fast, effective relief! (Lloyd pours in half the bottle!)

:)

Cheers!
 
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airfoil

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Locutus:

My guess is, this thread's gonna get locked pretty soon. Your similar post in the recent past did. The question is, do so many folks really need a laxative?

Did you start this poll to solve your own, er, problems?

And hey! Your helpful link to AT lingo is missing LMAO..whats that?
 
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j00

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uncle is correct. fleet is probably the fastest bastard out there. it's used for bowel preperation prior to surgery. it takes only a few minutes to work. you can use like 1 teaspoon for normal problems. i had to take 2 whole bottles before my colonoscopy :eek: talk about bad stuff. my grandfather was given this product in the hospital called "go-litely", he said they should have called it KABOOM.
 
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kranky

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Oct 9, 1999
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No one's mentioned "Driving at 125mph and seeing flashing lights in the mirror"?

LOL @ Colon Blow, that was a funny SNL commercial.
 
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kduncan5

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A nice big roast beef dinner does it for me. Not that I was really asking for it. But I got it anyway:eek: -kd5-
 
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shadowfaX

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A nice, rounded off cup of pure bran for instant explosive diarrhea... (no, I never dared to try)
 
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