Plan to get revenge on a soda theif at work

[dullard]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I'm calling you out on this one. If someone was hurting for a drink like that they would not take the time to pour it in a cup/glass.

Also the smell of vinegar is so strong he'd have to be a retard not to know it wasn't mountain dew.

Nope, 100% really happened. Only proof I have is the friends who were there. I don't care if you don't believe me, doesn't affect my life one bit. I do think you misread my post though. No the person gagging won't take time to pour into a glass. But that isn't what happened. I grabbed the glass, a friend grabbed the Mt. Dew and poored it into the glass. The person gagging grabs the glass, says "thanks" and drinks as soon as he had the chance - he didn't take the time to stop and smell the glass before taking the big gulp.

Why else would he have said thanks if he grabbed the Mt Dew himself?

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: dullard

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
I'm calling you out on this one. If someone was hurting for a drink like that they would not take the time to pour it in a cup/glass.

Also the smell of vinegar is so strong he'd have to be a retard not to know it wasn't mountain dew.

Nope, 100% really happened. Only proof I have is the friends who were there. I don't care if you don't believe me, doesn't affect my life one bit. I do think you misread my post though. No the person gagging won't take time to pour into a glass. But that isn't what happened. I grabbed the glass, a friend grabbed the Mt. Dew and poored it into the glass. The person gagging grabs the glass, says "thanks" and drinks as soon as he had the chance - he didn't take the time to stop and smell the glass before taking the big gulp.

Why else would he have said thanks if he grabbed the Mt Dew himself?

I still call shens....from working in a kitchen quite a bit I know that vinegar is instantly recognizable by scent when opened and poured, even from across the room. But, no need to dispute it....we'll just have to disagree...

 

[bootymac]

Dunk your cans in your toilet. It's up to you do to it before or after...

 

[dullard]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
I still call shens....from working in a kitchen quite a bit I know that vinegar is instantly recognizable by scent when opened and poured, even from across the room. But, no need to dispute it....we'll just have to disagree...

Disagree if you wish. I'm the one who is right, and that is all I care about. When you are gagging and desperate, you sometimes ignore your other senses.

Back to the real thread problem. The solution I'd choose is just to get one of those $30 six-pack coolers for yourself at work. Put it on your desk and forget about the theif.

 

[0roo0roo]

buy raw pork. rub it a bit on can lid.

 

[Howard]

Is the fridge on a hard floor? (not carpet)

 

[CrackRabbit]

One word Phenylphaline, the main ingredient in most laxitives, a few drops of the suff on the rims of cans and the person will be in crapper all day

 

[MalikChen]

You guys don't realize that if you do anything to saboage the cans so that he gets screwed up when he drinks it, it happens to your own cans. So you won't have anything to drink.

That said, I believe an anonymous letter on the company fridge will do the trick.

 

[slag]

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
One word Phenylphaline, the main ingredient in most laxitives, a few drops of the suff on the rims of cans and the person will be in crapper all day [/]

Isnt phenylphaline the stuff in diet soda? If so, thats not a laxative at all.

 

[Juno]

Do the Barbershop's style.

Spit in the soda. Once the soda is stolen and make an announcement, "Congratulations to whoever stole my soda. I hope you enjoyed it because I already spitted into it."

Let's see who stands up and runs to bathroom quickly.

 

[Schadenfroh]

happened at my dads workplace, they put a hidden camera on him and the company fired him! saying that if he will steal something as small as sodas, imagine what else he might steal.

 

[Wahsapa]

Originally posted by: blackdogdeek
fridge cam

 

[PunDogg]

put a tracker on you can hehe, so u can see if it goes anywhere

Dogg

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: slag

Originally posted by: CrackRabbit
One word Phenylphaline, the main ingredient in most laxitives, a few drops of the suff on the rims of cans and the person will be in crapper all day [/]

Isnt phenylphaline the stuff in diet soda? If so, thats not a laxative at all.

Technicaly yes, Phenylphaline is an ingredient of Aspartame, but there is so little it doesnt cause a laxitive effect. A couple of drops of fairly pure pheynlphaline will give someone the squirts quite fast

 

[gotsmack]

put a drop of visine over the part that gets depressed into he can by the tab or dunk the top part of the soda can in toilet water.

Rubbing pork on the rim is a good idea too. Just make sure that the pork is raw and spoiled, you can use chicken too.