Plan to get revenge on a soda theif at work

[MrDingleDangle]

about 5 sodas so far have been stolen from me and others in my office...there is a public fridge we keep our food/drinks in...

time to brainstorm ideas to how to get back at this person

 

[alexeikgb]

put ExLax into the next soda..... the thief will be on the shitter all day.....

 

[Shelly21]

smear feces on the can, not enough that you can see. and then post a pic on the fridge later.

 

[Chaotic42]

If they're bottles, put some laxitive in them.

If they're cans... I'm not sure what you can do.

 

[nakedfrog]

Rub your wang on the cans, never say anything, and just feel smug about it...

 

[lancestorm]

Will he take an open 20 oz? EX-LAX TIME!

 

[MrDingleDangle]

its cans normally

 

[DingDingDao]

They stole my s too. MrDingleDangle and I are prepared to wage extreme war on the food thieves at our workplace.

 

[Fausto]

You could mark the bottom of the cans with a Sharpie and see where they end up?

 

[Chaotic42]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
its cans normally

Put rotten meat on the cans for a couple of days, then put them in the fridge.

Either that or just mark your cans with a marker.

 

[Bryophyte]

Leave a big pube on top of the can.

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Shelly21
smear feces on the can, not enough that you can see. and then post a pic on the fridge later.

LOL!

or show a picture a the soda cans in a public toilet. Although I guess you could use gloves to transport them to the office.

 

[Rallispec]

just shake up all the cans a lot

 

[alexeikgb]

SUPERGLUE (or any other adhesive) on the can...... he wont be able to let go of the delicious drink

 

[KEV1N]

There's this clear solution that nailbiters apply to their nails that's supposed to taste like ass, subsequently discouraging the nailbiting. I would get this solution and paint the rims of the cans

 

[Turkish]

you can open a tiny hole near the bottom and put anything you want in it :evil: and some superglue afterwards

 

[DingDingDao]

Originally posted by: KEV1N
There's this clear solution that nailbiters apply to their nails that's supposed to taste like ass, subsequently discouraging the nailbiting. I would get this solution and paint the rims of the cans

Ooh that's a good one...

 

[Fausto]

Silver nitrate (or something else that would permanently stain their skin) on the cans?

 

[NuclearNed]

put an easily recognizable scratch on the can. photograph it.

Do something nasty to the can. photograph it, showing the scratch.

if necessary, clean the can up. photograph it, again showing the scratch.

after the can gets stolen, post the pictures in the most public place where you work.

 

[blackdogdeek]

fridge cam

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Shake them up real bad and then let them have it.

 

[Bryophyte]

Originally posted by: KEV1N
There's this clear solution that nailbiters apply to their nails that's supposed to taste like ass, subsequently discouraging the nailbiting. I would get this solution and paint the rims of the cans

That is the best solution. Excellent! You could watch for the expression on the thief's face.

 

[imported_Phil]

Simpsons style- go to a Home Depot (or wherever it is you guys go for DIY stuff) and pop each can on a machine that'll shake the living daylights out of them. Place said (now rumbling and wheezing) cans back in fridge, stand back and admire the explosion.

 

[kevman]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Rub your wang on the cans, never say anything, and just feel smug about it...

my god man, I almost crapped myself laughing at this one....

 

[Vette73]

Originally posted by: MrDingleDangle
its cans normally

What to do is drill small hole in bottom. Take soda out. Fill can with cooking oil, sour milk, watered down mayo, etc... seal can up and put back in fridge.

Put your name on the bottom so if they try and say "I thought it was mine..." they will be sos.