Pick any 2 (out of 3)

SagaLore

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Let's see who can come up with the best one.

Women:
1. Beautiful
2. Intelligent
3. Wealthy

Women can be beautiful and intelligent, or beautiful and wealthy, or intelligent and wealthy.

Cars:
1. Fast
2. Safe
3. Cheap

Cars are fast/safe, fast/cheap, or safe/cheap.

Get the idea?
 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: LoKe
I...don't...under...stand.

i don't understand either...
are we supposed to make a list like OP or choose options from the lists?
 

badmouse

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ATOT posts:
1. funny
2. interesting
3. so pathetic that you feel happily superior
 

Demon-Xanth

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Things aren't precense or absense. They're a balence.

There are processors hotter than the one I use, faster than the one I use, and cheaper than the one I use. But the one I use was the best balence of those three.
 

SagaLore

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Things aren't precense or absense. They're a balence.

There are processors hotter than the one I use, faster than the one I use, and cheaper than the one I use. But the one I use was the best balence of those three.

Yea but to reach that balance, you gave up a little from each three. We're talking extremes here.
 

JohnCU

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Food:
Cheap
Fast
Good

saw this in a restaurant one time... it said pick any 2 and exclude the third, ie if it's cheap and fast it won't be good or if it's fast and good it won't be cheap.
 

Demon-Xanth

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Originally posted by: SagaLore
Originally posted by: badmouse
ATOT posts:
1. funny
2. interesting
3. so pathetic that you feel happily superior

2 and 3 sounds like P&N. :Q

If it has 1 in the title is must be 1 and 2, but oldsmoboat's law prevents either, causing it to be just 3.
 

djheater

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Men
Can't live with 'em
Can't live without 'em


I could only come up with 2 choices. :D

I believe the sterotype runs as follows:

Men
a. Gay
b. Married
c. Hot

Illegal in most states though :D
 
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Woman:
Intelligent
Beautiful

Car:
Safe
Cheap

I'm not speed racer, but I definitely would like to be attracted to my wife. Wealth isn't really much.
 

Ika

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Originally posted by: Demon-Xanth
Originally posted by: moshquerade
Men
Can't live with 'em
Can't live without 'em


I could only come up with 2 choices. :D

So I guess you have to pick both.

So does that mean she has to kill herself?
 

sao123

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Im thinking sports soo....

Size
Speed
Heart


Instinct
Talent & Skills
Experience


Team Chemistry
Good Leadership
Supportive Fans


Fair Officiating
Injury free game
Not having a dorky mascot


Cheap Food
Cheap Jerseys
Low Ticket Prices


Clean Bathrooms
No Bathroom Lines
Diahrreah Free for Game


Get a hot chicks Number adn get laid
Your team wins the championship
Unlimited cold beer with no hangover

 

pontifex

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Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Woman:
Intelligent
Beautiful

Car:
Safe
Cheap

I'm not speed racer, but I definitely would like to be attracted to my wife. Wealth isn't really much.

wealth can buy attractiveness, but not intelligence.
 

Papagayo

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Woman:
Intelligent
Beautiful

Car:
Safe
Cheap

I'm not speed racer, but I definitely would like to be attracted to my wife. Wealth isn't really much.

wealth can buy attractiveness, but not intelligence.



I believe it can..
 

Ika

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Originally posted by: pontifex
Originally posted by: SociallyChallenged
Woman:
Intelligent
Beautiful

Car:
Safe
Cheap

I'm not speed racer, but I definitely would like to be attracted to my wife. Wealth isn't really much.

wealth can buy attractiveness, but not intelligence.

ah, but intelligence can ... earn?... wealth.