Pick any 2 (out of 3)

[Ika]

Jobs

Good pay
Fun
Easy to get

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: thepd7
How about a woman thats beautiful and fast? Or beautiful and cheap?

That isn't a woman. That's a brothel.

 

[sao123]

did i miss the point of this thread?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: thepd7
How about a woman thats beautiful and fast? Or beautiful and cheap?

That isn't a woman. That's a brothel.

"DUDE! I GOT A TWO-FUR!!!!!"

 

[hdeck]

beautiful, intelligent
safe, cheap

 

[ruffilb]

Oh, I've got one:

RPG Characters:

1. Strong
2. Intelligent
3. Deft

 

[MazerRackham]

Easy.

Women: beautiful, intelligent (I will take care of $$$)
Cars: fast, safe

Only the best of the best for me!

 

[Ilmater]

Originally posted by: SagaLore
Let's see who can come up with the best one.

Women:
1. Beautiful
2. Intelligent
3. Wealthy

This whole thread is based off a farce. Beautiful, intelligent women will get anywhere they want, and will be wealthy. They're not mutually exclusive. My old boss was wealthy because she was smart AND beautiful. Men like having her around, so she was moved through the company. If she didn't feel like working, she could just intelligently use her beauty to find a rich guy to be with.

/thread

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: sao123
did i miss the point of this thread?

Yea, I think most did.

You're supposed to come up with your own 3 options, where any 2 excluding 1 would satisfy the subject.

 

[Stunt]

Sexuality:
1. Straight
2. Gay
3. Bisexual

 

[Stunt]

People I fvck:
1. OP's mom
2. OP's sister
3. OP's gf

*winnar!!*

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Stunt
People I fvck:
1. OP's mom
2. OP's sister
3. OP's gf

*winnar!!*

In the biz, we call that an "Oh Snap."

OP, your response?

- M4H

 

[MrPickins]

At a printing shop around here, they have a sign:

You can pick 2 of these 3 for your order:
Fast, Cheap, Good

 

[Ika]

Women:

Attractive
Single
Mentally Stable

 

[Stunt]

Originally posted by: MrPickins
At a printing shop around here, they have a sign:

You can pick 2 of these 3 for your order:
Fast, Cheap, Good

lol
Fast and Cheap: made with the ADD printer, fvcks everything up but basically free.
Fast and Good: made with the best printer, costs an arm and a leg.
Good and Cheap: made when the best printer has no more work, get it back in a few months.

:laugh:

 

[The Pentium Guy]

Sexuality:
1. Straight
2. Gay
3. Bisexual

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Stunt
People I fvck:
1. OP's mom
2. OP's sister
3. OP's gf

*winnar!!*

In the biz, we call that an "Oh Snap."

OP, your response?

- M4H

He needs to raise his standards.

 

[Vegitto]

Women:
Attractive
Intelligent
Emotionally Stable

EDIT: This is what it usually runs down to .

 

[sao123]

Originally posted by: SagaLore

Originally posted by: sao123
did i miss the point of this thread?

Yea, I think most did.

You're supposed to come up with your own 3 options, where any 2 excluding 1 would satisfy the subject.

yea, thats what i thought i did.

Originally posted by: sao123
Im thinking sports soo.... Choose 2 out of 3.

Size
Speed
Heart


Instinct
Talent & Skills
Experience


Team Chemistry
Good Leadership
Supportive Fans


Fair Officiating
Injury free game
Not having a dorky mascot


Cheap Food
Cheap Jerseys
Low Ticket Prices


Clean Bathrooms
No Bathroom Lines
Diahrreah Free for Game


Get a hot chicks Number adn get laid
Your team wins the championship
Unlimited cold beer with no hangover