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CTho9305

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A man finds a lamp and poof, out comes a genie who gives him 3 wishes.

The man's first wish is to live forever and it is granted.

Then he realizes that eventually the universe will end so he wishes for the hubble constant to be zero and it is granted.

Satisfied, he sits back and wishes for a bowl of pudding. Poof, a bowl of pudding materializes out of nowhere, the hubble constant goes negative, and the universe collapses.
 
i don't know what the hell the hubble constant is. but even if i did, i have a feeling that the joke would still suck.



=|
 
Honestly, I must be the first person who read this thread who is laughing out loud... I found it hilarious...
Then again, my favorite jokes are those that only the smart people in the room can figure out... the rest of the people look around and say, "huh?"... then we get to laugh at them too 🙂

edit: oh, btw, the joke ignores entropy
edit edit: I'm putting that joke on a poster for my classroom.
 
Originally posted by: CTho9305
A man finds a lamp and poof, out comes a genie who gives him 3 wishes.

The man's first wish is to live forever and it is granted.

Then he realizes that eventually the universe will end so he wishes for the hubble constant to be zero and it is granted.

Satisfied, he sits back and wishes for a bowl of pudding. Poof, a bowl of pudding materializes out of nowhere, the hubble constant goes negative, and the universe collapses.
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bowl of pudding...... hahahahahahah hahahahhahahaha hahahahahhaha
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL...








NOT... joke must be for Dweebs..


DWEEBS..... hahahahahhahahah hahahhahahahha hahahahhahahhaha
ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL...
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Honestly, I must be the first person who read this thread who is laughing out loud... I found it hilarious...
Then again, my favorite jokes are those that only the smart people in the room can figure out... the rest of the people look around and say, "huh?"... then we get to laugh at them too 🙂

edit: oh, btw, the joke ignores entropy
edit edit: I'm putting that joke on a poster for my classroom.
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Definitely. If I wasn't the only one here at work who would appreciate it, I'd do the same. 😀

 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Honestly, I must be the first person who read this thread who is laughing out loud... I found it hilarious...
Then again, my favorite jokes are those that only the smart people in the room can figure out... the rest of the people look around and say, "huh?"... then we get to laugh at them too 🙂

edit: oh, btw, the joke ignores entropy
edit edit: I'm putting that joke on a poster for my classroom.
Click to expand...

you sir are a nerd and a snob..snobbish nerd!! 😛
 
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Honestly, I must be the first person who read this thread who is laughing out loud... I found it hilarious...
Then again, my favorite jokes are those that only the smart people in the room can figure out... the rest of the people look around and say, "huh?"... then we get to laugh at them too 🙂

edit: oh, btw, the joke ignores entropy
edit edit: I'm putting that joke on a poster for my classroom.
Click to expand...

Yeah, but the rest of us get to laugh at you when you're left feeling confused at any joke that deals with sexual activity or any form of social skils 😉
 
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