A man finds a lamp and poof, out comes a genie who gives him 3 wishes.
The man's first wish is to live forever and it is granted.
Then he realizes that eventually the universe will end so he wishes for the hubble constant to be zero and it is granted.
Satisfied, he sits back and wishes for a bowl of pudding. Poof, a bowl of pudding materializes out of nowhere, the hubble constant goes negative, and the universe collapses.
The man's first wish is to live forever and it is granted.
Then he realizes that eventually the universe will end so he wishes for the hubble constant to be zero and it is granted.
Satisfied, he sits back and wishes for a bowl of pudding. Poof, a bowl of pudding materializes out of nowhere, the hubble constant goes negative, and the universe collapses.