I don't know enough about Duck Dynasty to even know what the fuck you're talking about.
If I missed something in the back-and-forth banter that makes your conversation make sense, then congratulations, you have 60+ thousand posts, I concede to your greatness.
I've once had the uncomfortable conversation having met an actual pedophile during a business trip, and for some reason he wanted to explain how he cannot help who he is and was just looking for acceptance in the world for being attracted to very young girls. I firmly told him no, I will never accept who he is. He was hired to do a small job for my boss, never saw the guy after that day.
What Phil said? He isn't a pedophile. The only people who are outraged by this are those who want to make fun of conservative Southerners for laughs. That's it. Nothing more, nothing less.
Enjoy your win. Problem is I don't care about you.
And I have visited Louisiana, several friends of mine moved down to New Orleans after college. They then each moved away for different work opportunities the spring just before Katrina, lucky them, otherwise the house they were renting was one that was completely submerged in water for weeks after the storm. Point is, go experience the world. A lot of good friendly people live in the state, was a lot of fun to visit. Or you can stay here and in a few years celebrate your 100,000th post. I really don't care.