PfP - what car pulls the most wool?

[SaltyNuts]

What cars are the best for landing chicks? Now, I know of course, in general, the more expensive they are the more a chick will dig you. But I'm talking pound for pound here. And cars that stand our particularly well for their cost for scoring with chicks?

Thanks!

 

[BurnItDwn]

Probably old VW Beatles or something like that ...

 

[herm0016]

which "chicks" ?

 

[MongGrel]

You might work on the vocabulary first.

You could be driving a Bugatti around and calling a woman a chick these day they would probably fall on the ground laughing.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I'm just going to leave this here for educational purposes.

Shit, I drive a 2014 Mercedes E550 Coupe and women never give me a look... then again, I am married and not looking to pick up women.

So yeah... good luck with that.

 

[Crono]

I don't know, but I know what hot women drive.

 

[Mai72]

Take the bus dude!

The honies like that.

 

[FeuerFrei]

When little, it's a Bug. Once they hit puberty - a Jeep or something offroady. They like their comforts though, more so as they mature, so nothing too spartan or hardcore. Sorry can't help you with actual women. hehe

Women don't really pay attention to cars, unless exotic. As long as it's in good shape ... won't be much objection/rejection.

 

[cbrunny]

Pound for Pound... uhh... Fat women (aka chicks with lots of pounds) may be more desparate than not fat women, and thus require very inexpensive car (aka car with few pounds). So, pound for pound, I recommend picking up fat chicks in your dad's old minivan.

Note: yes, this is offensive. I'm sorry. I'm horrible.

 

[nakedfrog]

Pound for pound, buy a 2003 Civic and get some hookers.

 

[Fardringle]

This gold Maserati comes with two girls as stock accessories, so I it's probably a good start.

 

[sdifox]

Your mom's 1974 Oldsmobile Cutlass.

 

[Crono]

This gold Maserati comes with two girls as stock accessories, so I it's probably a good start.

Excellent, I'll take one; it should match my attire quite well.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Excellent, I'll take one; it should match my attire quite well.

Love it! I think I found my new avatar.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Totally this.

 

[tynopik]

a tank

 

[MrSquished]

around here in the big big city areas, all you need is a metrocard. it's fast, efficient and climate controlled. and runs on rails. what!!!#@#!@#$%? :

 

[Mai72]

A big wheel?

Or, a bigly wheel?

 

[Chaotic42]

I get a bunch of other white guys in their 30s hanging out of their Subarus screaming at me in my WRX when I drive by them, for whatever that's worth.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I get a bunch of other white guys in their 30s hanging out of their Subarus screaming at me in my WRX when I drive by them, for whatever that's worth.

You should have seen the Subaru exhibit at the Los Angeles Auto Show this year. I never saw so many metro sexual dudes in their 20s and 30s in my life, all of them carrying purses.

 

[MongGrel]

a tank

 

[shortylickens]

I havent heard it called Wool since Porky's 1981.

 

[Red Squirrel]

You can fit a decent amount in a 80's era Ford Econoline.




...Just go to the sheep farmer and see if they're willing to give you a bulk discount. We're talking about buying bulk wool right?

 

[cbrunny]

You should have seen the Subaru exhibit at the Los Angeles Auto Show this year. I never saw so many metro sexual dudes in their 20s and 30s in my life, all of them carrying purses.

It's European!

 

[skull]

I get a bunch of other white guys in their 30s hanging out of their Subarus screaming at me in my WRX when I drive by them, for whatever that's worth.

My buddy had a GTR, he says he thought it'd be a chick magnet, turns out it was a dick magnet instead.