People who don't use public toilets

[s0me0nesmind1]

How is it possible to not shit in public at some point unless you just... never travel I guess? I figure anytime you are out working or vacationing for a week, I figure that has to come up at some point.

Also is a hotel bathroom considered a public toilet? Last I checked a shitload of butts have been on all of them as we..

 

[MrSquished]

How is it possible to not shit in public at some point unless you just... never travel I guess? I figure anytime you are out working or vacationing for a week, I figure that has to come up at some point.

of course travel is an exception. But there are rules. If your hotel is nice, try to keep shitting to only at your hotel. Peeing is easy anywhere, for a guy. Not sure what girls do. Case in point, I was in China for 2 weeks and a lot of places didn't have western style toilets, just those holes on the floor with some raised foot steps for your feet. I didn't poop anywhere but our hotels for the entire trip.

I'm 41 years old and this is the worst shit ever: I was driving in Morocco on the route of the kasbahs from Marrakesh headed to the Sahara desert. Well I had eaten something the day or 2 days before that had done a little number on my tummy. The last night at our riyadh in Marrakesh I had the liquid shits. So here I am, driving along in the middle of bumblefuck and the need just comes on me to squirt some liquid poop love out. That need came on strong like a stripper at a club wanting your money.

We were totally in the middle of nowhere but somehow I held it long enough and miraculously some sort of road-side one gas pump store appeared out of nowhere. I stumbled in clenching my butt cheeks and simply ask for a bathroom. It was three guys at the register just talking. They point to a thin flimsy curtain that was just a few feet away. Right there is the famous hole in the ground style toilet. I had no choice, I had to break my cherry right then and there, like a man. With three guys about 5 feet away from me only behind an ethereal cloth, I assumed the position and I just let my ass explode. It was loud and proud, liquid and juicy and to the point. I wiped my ass after and left wondering how much of those guys' conversation I'd interrupted with my heaving and hawing my sphincter into liquid shit paradise.

That's the only time I've ever pooped in a non-Western toilet, even though I hear it's healthier than sitting on a toilet.

 

[WelshBloke]

I have no issues pissing or shitting anywhere. Done it in front of people before when I had to.

This .

Really don't see the issue. Everyone poops.

 

[s0me0nesmind1]

People that don't shit in public... quick survey, do ou also carry a bottle of hand sanitizer with you at all times?

 

[pcgeek11]

My wife won't, and it drives me INSANE. We'll be 20 miles away from home shopping, cart full of stuff, and then she'll suddenly say "WE HAVE TO GO...NOW!"

Don't they have pills for this or something?

That would truly suck. I think I would loose it.

 

[MongGrel]

not bad, 8 year necro. Was good to see TFP again though!

I'd forgotten he had the King Crimson avatar myself, but was mostly before my time here I imagine.

 

[Murloc]

yeah I don't get it, at some point it will happen that you get the shits and you're at work.

I try to keep #2 it at home or the hotel though, in public bathrooms I have to mummify the toilet first and have no wiggle room and touching the bowl with my appendages is yucky so I have to pay very close attention. Also the pants don't have to touch the piss-inundated floor.

I don't know if I'd be able to take a shit in a squat toilet without completely removing my pants and putting the shoes back on, but it's not a problem because if out in the city I can always go to the casino to take a dump, they have clean normal toilets, so I can avoid the squat toilets.

 

[Mai72]

What about using a squat toilet?

Or, the cheerios box?

 

[cbrunny]

My wife always tells me... "The world is your toilet"

She's right. Fuck porcelain.

 

[shortylickens]

I cant recall the last time I was in a marginally clean mens room. I usually just try to pee in a urinal and not touch anything.

On road trips I try to keep alcohol wipes with me.

 

[Thebobo]

I used to rub my shit all over the toilet seats of public toilets, and then wipe it off knowing that there were still small particles left. I did this just for people like you RoloMather. You who would question the sanity of those who choose not to use public toilets. I'm laughing at you. Everyone knows this.

Everyone knows this

 

[NetWareHead]

Im kinda scared of public restrooms and the floors in the actual stall. It is so abhorrent to drop my pants onto a wet floor. See people's feet all the time at the stalls with their pants and belts on the actual floor with piss puddles inches away. One time saw a guys phone clipped to his belt actually in a puddle... Doesnt anyone pay attention to their surroundings or are people really this oblivious??

I really try to hold it until home turf but not always possible. If I have to go in a public toilet, I build a nest of toilet paper on the seat and dont drop my pants fully so they hit the floor. if there is an errant drop of pee or hair on the toilet, I use some TP under my shoe to wipe the seat. Some times the stall is just so trashed my sphincter slams shut and I have to leave without pooping.

Also important how to pee in a urinal without splashing yourself. I try to be conscious about angles of deflection and aim where the stream will gradually change direction, usually a 45 degree angle

 

[zinfamous]

lol. old ass thread necroed, TFP finally gets long-delayed likes on a post.

 

[zinfamous]

I never had to pull that trick off but I never shit in school MAYBE save once or twice. I'd just hold it in until I could get to home turf.

To this day I rarely shit outside of home turf. I'll pee anywhere, but #2 is sacred duty.

When I used to follow bands around like some damn dirty hippy, I would specifically choose public toilets because fuck no I did not want to deal with that kind of thing that can only be engendered over 3 or 4 days on the road boozing, eating canned food, and whatever drugs are available, in my home bathroom.

 

[Fritzo]

Alas...the plight was put to verse...

 

[MrSquished]

People that don't shit in public... quick survey, do ou also carry a bottle of hand sanitizer with you at all times?

Why would I. Do you wipe hand sanitizer on your ass?

When I used to follow bands around like some damn dirty hippy, I would specifically choose public toilets because fuck no I did not want to deal with that kind of thing that can only be engendered over 3 or 4 days on the road boozing, eating canned food, and whatever drugs are available, in my home bathroom.

When I was colored hair big pant wearing raver we used to go to raves all around the Northeast. A lot of raves were Porta Potty based. Some had regular bathrooms. Unless you went to the bathroom shortly after the first beat dropped, you certainly wouldn't want to go halfway into the night. It was usually a disgusting shit show. You'd walk in and your shit would literally get frightened back in by what you saw. I took many a drug addled shit right back in the comforts of home turf and my bathroom was never more happy to have me.

 

[WelshBloke]

What about using a squat toilet?

I quite like those. Just make sure that your phone and wallet are safe!

 

[brianmanahan]

Every day is a new day for brianmanahan...our resident pomeist.

well gee, thanks boomer :wub:

but i'm just a regular guy, i use toilets like everybody else... just not ones outside of my home.

 

[brianmanahan]

Also important how to pee in a urinal without splashing yourself. I try to be conscious about angles of deflection and aim where the stream will gradually change direction, usually a 45 degree angle

i honestly have no idea how to pee in a urinal without collateral damage

so i just use a stall

 

[zinfamous]

i honestly have no idea how to pee in a urinal without collateral damage

I just aim towards my neighbor.

 

[WHAMPOM]

well gee, thanks boomer :wub:

but i'm just a regular guy, i use toilets like everybody else... just not ones outside of my home.

How could you be sure unless you used a five place no partition service mans' shitter and had to look.

 

[JulesMaximus]

I do some of my best neffing while sitting on the toilet at work. Might as well drop a number two at the same time amirite?

 

[Jeeebus]

I do some of my best neffing while sitting on the toilet at work. Might as well drop a number two at the same time amirite?

I'm actually curious what percentage of posts here were made while on the shitter. I can safely represent this was +1.

 

[MongGrel]

lol. old ass thread necroed, TFP finally gets long-delayed likes on a post.

Likes did not exist in his day, of course.

 

[Jeeebus]

Likes did not exist in his day, of course.

everyone knows this