People who don't use public toilets

[RoloMather]

neurotic?

 

[theflyingpig]

I used to rub my shit all over the toilet seats of public toilets, and then wipe it off knowing that there were still small particles left. I did this just for people like you RoloMather. You who would question the sanity of those who choose not to use public toilets. I'm laughing at you. Everyone knows this.

 

[Mike]

I try not to use them, but sometimes you gotta go.

 

[El Guaraguao]

I used to rub my shit all over the toilet seats of public toilets, and then wipe it off knowing that there were still small particles left. I did this just for people like you RoloMather. You who would question the sanity of those who choose not to use public toilets. I'm laughing at you. Everyone knows this.

/lifts up shirt to show belt

What did I tell you?

 

[theflyingpig]

/lifts up shirt to show belt

What did I tell you?

See that guy getting his face bashed in? That's gonna be you. Everyone knows this.

 

[ChanHo78]

http://forums.anandtech.com/showthread.php?t=2031563&highlight=

 

[El Guaraguao]

*snip*

See that guy getting his face bashed in? That's gonna be you. Everyone knows this.

See those 2 guys getting choke slammed? Thats gonna be you AND your father. To prevent the "everyone knows this" legacy from spreading.

 

[Anonemous]

Make troll threads on BB about their Pee bottles?

 

[brianmanahan]

i haven't used a public toilet since 1995.

i had to go so bad that i accidentally went into the women's restroom, and didn't learn it was a women's restroom until the process was well underway.

then i had to wait forever until the coast was clear and make a mad dash to avoid detection.

never again. never again.

 

[Rifter]

not bad, 8 year necro. Was good to see TFP again though!

 

[MrDudeMan]

I don't have irrational phobias, so I use public toilets when the need arises.

 

[purbeast0]

i haven't used a public toilet since 1995.

i had to go so bad that i accidentally went into the women's restroom, and didn't learn it was a women's restroom until the process was well underway.

then i had to wait forever until the coast was clear and make a mad dash to avoid detection.

never again. never again.

I went into a womens bathroom last summer when I was in Spain at a lounge/bar at like 5am.

There was a little hallway going to the bathroom and at the beginning up above the entrance to the hallway it had a sign with men on the right, women on the left. So I go in the door on the right side. It was one of those bathrooms that each stall has a door like with a door knob that you go in and shut it and can lock it. I've seen those in Vegas so thought nothing of it. As I was going in I noticed someone was like pulling on the door but I thought it was someone fucking with me.

After I finished pissing I opened the door and 3 chicks are just grilling me like I'm the worst guy in the world. I felt so awkward and just rolled out of the bathroom and went and told my wife and everyone else I was with what happened, and we all had a laugh about it.

 

[AznAnarchy99]

In elementary to middle school I used to say I was sick to get sent home because I never wanted to take a dump at school.

 

[OverVolt]

I generally avoid #2 in public as I'd much rather read the back of a shampoo bottle and take 20 rather than sitting on the communal tacobell #noregrats throne.

 

[MrSquished]

In elementary to middle school I used to say I was sick to get sent home because I never wanted to take a dump at school.

I never had to pull that trick off but I never shit in school MAYBE save once or twice. I'd just hold it in until I could get to home turf.

To this day I rarely shit outside of home turf. I'll pee anywhere, but #2 is sacred duty.

 

[BoomerD]

I don't have irrational phobias, so I use public toilets when the need arises.

Fuck yes. While there's definitely something to be said about "the home court advantage," when nature calls...any old port in a storm.

 

[Imp]

I did but then I started letting it go...

Back when I didn't unless absolutely desperate, I was too retarded to flush the toilet even if it had someone else's piss in it... What the hell? Yes, there was splashback.

 

[Sonikku]

Didn't know this was a necro and unknowingly upvoted TFP. In hindsight I stand by my decision.

 

[Ackmed]

I have no issues pissing or shitting anywhere. Done it in front of people before when I had to.

 

[Imp]

Wow. Didn't notice the 7 year necro.

 

[MrSquished]

Wow. Didn't notice the 7 year necro.

I knew it was a public necro and still took a shit in it.

 

[Mai72]

I used to rub my shit all over the toilet seats of public toilets, and then wipe it off knowing that there were still small particles left. I did this just for people like you RoloMather. You who would question the sanity of those who choose not to use public toilets. I'm laughing at you. Everyone knows this.

Eww...

 

[SKORPI0]

Was expecting a new member to this forums to make a necro. Unfortunately it was brianmanahan.

 

[BoomerD]

Was expecting a new member to this forums to make a necro. Unfortunately it was brianmanahan.

Every day is a new day for brianmanahan...our resident pomeist.

 

[Fritzo]

My wife won't, and it drives me INSANE. We'll be 20 miles away from home shopping, cart full of stuff, and then she'll suddenly say "WE HAVE TO GO...NOW!"

Don't they have pills for this or something?