- Sep 28, 2001
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So I am looking for a used 60" Plasma since I love Plasmas and our current one is broken.
Rules for STUPID people, which there seem to be many around:
1) Make sure you only write "Selling 60" Plasma" and do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT mention the exact model number. It would be a catastrophe. Just say "selling 60" plasma" and have the other guy figure everything out.
2) You *must not* spell "SAMSUNG" right, even if every fracking Samsung TV has it written in bold letters right there on the front. Write "Sansun" or "Sansung". Better: Leave that information out all together and just write you're selling a 60" TV.
3) Be concise and precise with your descriptions. Such as "is in perfect shape except that the panel is broken" or "works great except that there is a red line all across the picture". Holy crap! Fantastic. There is *NO* smoke coming out when you turn it on??! SOLD!!
4) Mention that the TV cost you $8,000 back in 1947. This is very important. Really.
5) A picture says more than 1000 words, and this is especially true if 1) and/or 2) is the case and you didn't specify any information WHAT the frack you actually selling. So take the CRAPPIEST AND BLURRIEST ASS picture you can even take with your phone and put it up with your ad. So blurry you cannot even discern what's on the picture. And definitely make sure you never, ever take a picture of the back with the label where there is more information. (Which is moot anyway since the picture is so blurry that it would be entirely pointless)
Bonus prize goes to the Nobel prize laureate who sells his big screen TV that shows the TV COVERED.ENTIRELY.WITH.A.BLANKET. Let me guess, you're the bro of the guy who recently sold some shoes on classifieds with a picture of the box (but not the shoes)? <--- And no, I am not making this up
Rules for STUPID people, which there seem to be many around:
1) Make sure you only write "Selling 60" Plasma" and do NOT, I repeat, DO NOT mention the exact model number. It would be a catastrophe. Just say "selling 60" plasma" and have the other guy figure everything out.
2) You *must not* spell "SAMSUNG" right, even if every fracking Samsung TV has it written in bold letters right there on the front. Write "Sansun" or "Sansung". Better: Leave that information out all together and just write you're selling a 60" TV.
3) Be concise and precise with your descriptions. Such as "is in perfect shape except that the panel is broken" or "works great except that there is a red line all across the picture". Holy crap! Fantastic. There is *NO* smoke coming out when you turn it on??! SOLD!!
4) Mention that the TV cost you $8,000 back in 1947. This is very important. Really.
5) A picture says more than 1000 words, and this is especially true if 1) and/or 2) is the case and you didn't specify any information WHAT the frack you actually selling. So take the CRAPPIEST AND BLURRIEST ASS picture you can even take with your phone and put it up with your ad. So blurry you cannot even discern what's on the picture. And definitely make sure you never, ever take a picture of the back with the label where there is more information. (Which is moot anyway since the picture is so blurry that it would be entirely pointless)
Bonus prize goes to the Nobel prize laureate who sells his big screen TV that shows the TV COVERED.ENTIRELY.WITH.A.BLANKET. Let me guess, you're the bro of the guy who recently sold some shoes on classifieds with a picture of the box (but not the shoes)? <--- And no, I am not making this up
