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Penis Pump w/ extras

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Originally posted by: maxcom
can you overclock it
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Well, you can overc*ck it...

The funniest thing about this whole thread: it's now SOLD OUT!!!!!
LMAOLMAOLMAO

BTW: Anyone who bought one... personally, I'd add THIS to the order!
 
Originally posted by: jwardl
Originally posted by: maxcom
can you overclock it
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Well, you can overc*ck it...

The funniest thing about this whole thread: it's now SOLD OUT!!!!!
LMAOLMAOLMAO

BTW: Anyone who bought one... personally, I'd add THIS to the order!
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euuuu.....well it might not be that bad if it's just a use once item.
 
Honey, were you shopping for a penis pump?

Umm, no

Really, because amazon plasters your recently viewed items all over the site when you look at other things.


<g>
 
Originally posted by: esquared
Read the single 5 star review. LMAO

It doesn't get any better than this!, November 13, 2005
Reviewer: Big Pole - See all my reviews

Whether you're big or small, this little beauty is going to be your new best friend! It's perfect for long road trips, or when you don't have that special someone to share your pr0n with. It won't let you down... literally! Personally, I have trouble getting in and out of this unit and YMMV. The bonus lady finger gives that extra zip. Just be careful on the road, since truckers will be able to see down into your vehicle as you're driving. If you keep getting honked at by rigs, you can assume you've been spotted. Or if you're listening to CB and hear things like "wow check out the four-wheeler using a salami pump!", you're probably better pulling off until the coast is clear.

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now thats some funny shiz
just made my day hehe

edit: just so happened to be my 666 post mwuahaha
 
Originally posted by: superHARD
Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ
pass on this
Junior here is ready for action any time any day
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Umm, do you not know what the pump is for?...it's not to get you ready for action...
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I have to plead ignorance on this one what's the pint of the thing? and why does it come with all that stuff?
 
Originally posted by: superHARD
Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ
pass on this
Junior here is ready for action any time any day
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Umm, do you not know what the pump is for?...it's not to get you ready for action...
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LOL, I think you need to know the concept for a penis pumpt than its use
or maybe you need to watch more spice or pron channels.

FYI, son, penis pumps suck the hell out of your penis in order to get blood inside it thereby erecting that damn monkey (i.e. making it swell). This is the same concept as viagra (albiet viagra does it chemically from the inside) it promotes blood flow to your penis in order for it to enlarge. If you look closer, there are rubber rings which you use to wrap it around the monkey to keep it hard.

So I don't don't know why the hell some people think this can give you ejaculation when using penis pump, unless offcourse your some 12 year old with an overactive hormones and gets ejaculation while watching pron!! (hhahaha)

Heres a good read for you

THIS IS GOING TO GET YOU READY FOR ACTION.



 
Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ
Originally posted by: superHARD
Originally posted by: LoverBoyJ
pass on this
Junior here is ready for action any time any day
Click to expand...

Umm, do you not know what the pump is for?...it's not to get you ready for action...
Click to expand...

LOL, I think you need to know the concept for a penis pumpt than its use
or maybe you need to watch more spice or pron channels.

FYI, son, penis pumps suck the hell out of your penis in order to get blood inside it thereby erecting that damn monkey (i.e. making it swell). This is the same concept as viagra (albiet viagra does it chemically from the inside) it promotes blood flow to your penis in order for it to enlarge. If you look closer, there are rubber rings which you use to wrap it around the monkey to keep it hard.

So I don't don't know why the hell some people think this can give you ejaculation when using penis pump, unless offcourse your some 12 year old with an overactive hormones and gets ejaculation while watching pron!! (hhahaha)

Heres a good read for you

THIS IS GOING TO GET YOU READY FOR ACTION.
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Finally, an expert pumper chimes in! LOL
 
Originally posted by: st0nefry
Originally posted by: jwardl
BTW: Anyone who bought one... personally, I'd add THIS to the order!
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Did anybody else think that was a butt plug when you 1st saw it?

/me removes mind from gutter.
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Dude... if I'd been you, I would *not* have admitted that. That's all I'll say.
:shocked:
 
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