Penis Pump w/ extras

Oct 19, 2000
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Amazon.com Sales Rank: #14,411 in Health & Personal Care
I have a feeling a couple days after this post, the rank will skyrocket. Let's see where it is 48 hours from my posting this :D.
 

dlerious

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Mar 4, 2004
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A very satisfied customer here. I've been using one for 30 years. I no longer have to use tweezers and a magnifying glass. :)
 

Eureka

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Originally posted by: Reiniku
246 views and 8 (9 counting me) replies... does that tell you guys anything?

Penis is an eye-catching word.

Norm
 

Apostle

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LOL, this is perfect timing. I've got my white elephant gift for the business christmas party
 

esquared

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Read the single 5 star review. LMAO

It doesn't get any better than this!, November 13, 2005
Reviewer: Big Pole - See all my reviews

Whether you're big or small, this little beauty is going to be your new best friend! It's perfect for long road trips, or when you don't have that special someone to share your pr0n with. It won't let you down... literally! Personally, I have trouble getting in and out of this unit and YMMV. The bonus lady finger gives that extra zip. Just be careful on the road, since truckers will be able to see down into your vehicle as you're driving. If you keep getting honked at by rigs, you can assume you've been spotted. Or if you're listening to CB and hear things like "wow check out the four-wheeler using a salami pump!", you're probably better pulling off until the coast is clear.

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greenwar

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What the heck, people use this while they are driving on highways? I better keep my eyes open for these psychos next time I go on a road trip.
 

walrus

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Thanks!~ From now on Amazon has stored away in their files that I looked at a Penis Pump and from now on will recommend similar devices whenever I go there.
 

aplefka

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So tempted to buy this for ATOT Secret Santa. Wonder how many of these will be passed out this year heh.