Penis Pump in Luggage taken as a "Bomb" - lands man in Jail.

[zanieladie]

Originally posted by: ailetlvo
HAHAHA, pwned. Fvck that, I'd rather have my mom know what it is than face charges on felony disorderly conduct and up to 3 in prison.

What a genius....

So true...

 

[edmundoab]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: edmundoab
Of course I did, Had to be considerate ya know
i used the cleaner provided in the retail box

OK, I just had to ask. Why artificial vagina? Do you live where women don't roam?

Well, I got it for my birthday,
friends thought since i was jerking off often, might as well buy me something useful.
Indeed it was useful.

Better then what my hands can do, =)

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Patt

Originally posted by: edmundoab
Looking at this article, I would like to share my personal experience. I RMAed an artificial vagina back to CA. Bad thing was .. I forgot to remove the batteries from its vibrator...
Shipped it in a parcel and my item was stuck with the post master who insist to know what was the content coz the box was shaking

I just told him in one sentence, "Its an Adult Sex Toy"
He laughed and took my response as being honest. Shipped it out safe and sound.
I got my replacement unit in less then 2 weeks

Seriously Best RMA story I've ever heard, shens or not

I just hope he cleaned it before mailing it out.

did you get a refurbed one back?

 

[jagec]

felony charges for that seem...excessive.

I mean, he'll have to put that down on every single job application for the rest of his life. Stupid IMHO, just fine the man, have the judge give him a stern warning about joking in airports, and let him go.

Then again, airline security is a joke (well, it would be funny if it weren't so sad).

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: jagec
felony charges for that seem...excessive.

I mean, he'll have to put that down on every single job application for the rest of his life. Stupid IMHO, just fine the man, have the judge give him a stern warning about joking in airports, and let him go.

Then again, airline security is a joke (well, it would be funny if it weren't so sad).

I was at one of the airports, I think Newark, and there was a sign that if you joke about stuff like this you could be convicted because it's not a joke.



Don't tell me it's not a joke!

 

[DrPizza]

lmao,
Terrorist taking bomb onto plane
"Sir, can you explain what this is?"
in a loud voice so that everyone can hear: "That's my sex toy, you see, you insert your... and then you... and..."
"That's enough sir, I don't need any more details. Next!"

 

[edmundoab]

Originally posted by: swtethan

Originally posted by: AnyMal

Originally posted by: Patt

Originally posted by: edmundoab
Looking at this article, I would like to share my personal experience. I RMAed an artificial vagina back to CA. Bad thing was .. I forgot to remove the batteries from its vibrator...
Shipped it in a parcel and my item was stuck with the post master who insist to know what was the content coz the box was shaking

I just told him in one sentence, "Its an Adult Sex Toy"
He laughed and took my response as being honest. Shipped it out safe and sound.
I got my replacement unit in less then 2 weeks

Seriously Best RMA story I've ever heard, shens or not

I just hope he cleaned it before mailing it out.

did you get a refurbed one back?

Even better, got a Brand New One!

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Fritzo
Transcription of the event:

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.

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