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Penis Pump in Luggage taken as a "Bomb" - lands man in Jail.

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HICAGO -- Mardin Azad Amin found himself in a tight squeeze last week when security at O'Hare Airport discovered a suspicious-looking object in his luggage.

So Amin, 29, handled the delicate situation this way: He told security the object was a bomb, Cook County prosecutors said.

The security guard then asked Amin to repeat what he'd said to a supervisor. This time, Amin was chuckling as he spoke, prosecutors said.

In fact, Amin was trying to disguise the fact that the black object -- resembling a grenade -- was a component for a penis pump.

All the same, Amin was charged with felony disorderly conduct and faces up to three years in prison if convicted, said Andrew Conklin, a spokesman with the Cook County State's Attorney's Office.

Amin is due in court Wednesday for a preliminary hearing, Conklin said.

Amin eventually told investigators he'd lied about the object's true use because his mother was standing nearby when the object was discovered and he didn't want her to know about it, Cook County assistant state's attorney Lorraine Scaduto said during a bond hearing last week.

The incident occurred Aug. 16 as Amin was set to catch a flight to Turkey, Scaduto said.

Amin has no known criminal history, Scaduto said.

http://www.nbc5.com/travelgetaways/9722064/detail.html

 
LOL....Im sure if anyone is to know about the pump, it would be his mommy, she's the one that birthed him, she should know low long his winky is...😀
 
HAHAHA, pwned. Fvck that, I'd rather have my mom know what it is than face charges on felony disorderly conduct and up to 3 in prison.

What a genius....
 
Looking at this article, I would like to share my personal experience. I RMAed an artificial vagina back to CA. Bad thing was .. I forgot to remove the batteries from its vibrator...
Shipped it in a parcel and my item was stuck with the post master who insist to know what was the content coz the box was shaking 😛

I just told him in one sentence, "Its an Adult Sex Toy"
He laughed and took my response as being honest. Shipped it out safe and sound.
I got my replacement unit in less then 2 weeks 🙂
 
Transcription of the event:

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
 
Originally posted by: edmundoab
Looking at this article, I would like to share my personal experience. I RMAed an artificial vagina back to CA. Bad thing was .. I forgot to remove the batteries from its vibrator...
Shipped it in a parcel and my item was stuck with the post master who insist to know what was the content coz the box was shaking 😛

I just told him in one sentence, "Its an Adult Sex Toy"
He laughed and took my response as being honest. Shipped it out safe and sound.
I got my replacement unit in less then 2 weeks 🙂
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Seriously 😀 Best RMA story I've ever heard, shens or not 😀
 
Originally posted by: Fritzo
Transcription of the event:

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Austin Powers: That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Austin Powers.
Austin Powers: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Austin Powers.
Click to expand...

🙂
 
Originally posted by: Patt
Originally posted by: edmundoab
Looking at this article, I would like to share my personal experience. I RMAed an artificial vagina back to CA. Bad thing was .. I forgot to remove the batteries from its vibrator...
Shipped it in a parcel and my item was stuck with the post master who insist to know what was the content coz the box was shaking 😛

I just told him in one sentence, "Its an Adult Sex Toy"
He laughed and took my response as being honest. Shipped it out safe and sound.
I got my replacement unit in less then 2 weeks 🙂
Click to expand...

Seriously 😀 Best RMA story I've ever heard, shens or not 😀
Click to expand...

I just hope he cleaned it before mailing it out.
 
Originally posted by: edmundoab
Of course I did, Had to be considerate ya know 😛
i used the cleaner provided in the retail box 🙂
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OK, I just had to ask. Why artificial vagina? Do you live where women don't roam?
 
Originally posted by: Patt
Originally posted by: edmundoab
Looking at this article, I would like to share my personal experience. I RMAed an artificial vagina back to CA. Bad thing was .. I forgot to remove the batteries from its vibrator...
Shipped it in a parcel and my item was stuck with the post master who insist to know what was the content coz the box was shaking 😛

I just told him in one sentence, "Its an Adult Sex Toy"
He laughed and took my response as being honest. Shipped it out safe and sound.
I got my replacement unit in less then 2 weeks 🙂
Click to expand...

Seriously 😀 Best RMA story I've ever heard, shens or not 😀
Click to expand...

Yup. :beer: cheers!
 
My gf and I were playing with a wireless vibrator the night before and I forgot about it in my bag when I flew the next day. The look on the TSA agent's face after I told her what it was was pretty amusing.
 
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