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Booster

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28 and 18 year old. Sounds good to me.

As for penis 'exploding', hell, it happens all the time (not to me, he-he). It's called 'to break a penis' (polite form). Actually, forces of tension in penis during any normal sexual act are quite big and able to break it, say, in half (sounds disgusting, sorry). And if the couple is doing something special there's no wonder that happened.

However, that 'news article' is stupid and disgusting. Penises break all the time, who needs to bring up and read all this crap. Sigh.
 
virtuamike

virtuamike

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Originally posted by: Booster
28 and 18 year old. Sounds good to me.

As for penis 'exploding', hell, it happens all the time (not to me, he-he). It's called 'to break a penis' (polite form). Actually, forces of tension in penis during any normal sexual act are quite big and able to break it, say, in half (sounds disgusting, sorry). And if the couple is doing something special there's no wonder that happened.

However, that 'news article' is stupid and disgusting. Penises break all the time, who needs to bring up and read all this crap. Sigh.
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Maybe they only break all the time in your part of the world. In mine, the sausages stay intact.
 
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Shawn

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Originally posted by: Booster
28 and 18 year old. Sounds good to me.

As for penis 'exploding', hell, it happens all the time (not to me, he-he). It's called 'to break a penis' (polite form). Actually, forces of tension in penis during any normal sexual act are quite big and able to break it, say, in half (sounds disgusting, sorry). And if the couple is doing something special there's no wonder that happened.

However, that 'news article' is stupid and disgusting. Penises break all the time, who needs to bring up and read all this crap. Sigh.
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I have promised my penis that I will stay out of this thread from now on. :confused:
 
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Booster

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Maybe they only break all the time in your part of the world. In mine, the sausages stay intact.
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Not that I actually heard of anyone breaking it, I read that in some tabloid years ago. In any case, that's a tragedy that involves a weaker penis and some extraordinary action (at least that's how I picture that, not a good mental image).
 
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Goosemaster

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Originally posted by: Booster
Maybe they only break all the time in your part of the world. In mine, the sausages stay intact.
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Not that I actually heard of anyone breaking it, I read that in some tabloid years ago. In any case, that's a tragedy that involves a weaker penis and some extraordinary action (at least that's how I picture that, not a good mental image).
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I can imagine ravaging the hole, but how the Fvck do you break the finger?!?
 
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Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Booster
Maybe they only break all the time in your part of the world. In mine, the sausages stay intact.
Click to expand...

Not that I actually heard of anyone breaking it, I read that in some tabloid years ago. In any case, that's a tragedy that involves a weaker penis and some extraordinary action (at least that's how I picture that, not a good mental image).
Click to expand...

I can imagine ravaging the hole, but how the Fvck do you break the finger?!?
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Well, I've heard of people falling directly on the end of a boner, so you never know.
 
virtuamike

virtuamike

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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Booster
Maybe they only break all the time in your part of the world. In mine, the sausages stay intact.
Click to expand...

Not that I actually heard of anyone breaking it, I read that in some tabloid years ago. In any case, that's a tragedy that involves a weaker penis and some extraordinary action (at least that's how I picture that, not a good mental image).
Click to expand...

I can imagine ravaging the hole, but how the Fvck do you break the finger?!?
Click to expand...

Well, I've heard of people falling directly on the end of a boner, so you never know.
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Go grab a cucumber and try snapping it in half. Not easy.

And how the hell do you fall on a boner? Like Greg Louganis style?
 
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Bryophyte

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Originally posted by: virtuamike
Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Goosemaster
Originally posted by: Booster
Maybe they only break all the time in your part of the world. In mine, the sausages stay intact.
Click to expand...

Not that I actually heard of anyone breaking it, I read that in some tabloid years ago. In any case, that's a tragedy that involves a weaker penis and some extraordinary action (at least that's how I picture that, not a good mental image).
Click to expand...

I can imagine ravaging the hole, but how the Fvck do you break the finger?!?
Click to expand...

Well, I've heard of people falling directly on the end of a boner, so you never know.
Click to expand...

Go grab a cucumber and try snapping it in half. Not easy.

And how the hell do you fall on a boner? Like Greg Louganis style?
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I would assume falling off the bed at an inopportune moment.
 
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