Penis explodes during sex

[moshquerade]

if a penis explodes in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
if a penis explodes in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

Yes, because whoever is attached to said object will be screaming in massive pain.

 

[glugglug]

That's gonna leave a mark!

<obligatory request>:camera:s of "how not to"?</obligatory request>

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy

Originally posted by: moshquerade
if a penis explodes in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?

Yes, because whoever is attached to said object will be screaming in massive pain.

LOL (+5 Hilarious)

 

[Chiboy]

Originally posted by: Bryophyte

Originally posted by: Goosemaster

Originally posted by: Booster

Maybe they only break all the time in your part of the world. In mine, the sausages stay intact.

Not that I actually heard of anyone breaking it, I read that in some tabloid years ago. In any case, that's a tragedy that involves a weaker penis and some extraordinary action (at least that's how I picture that, not a good mental image).

I can imagine ravaging the hole, but how the Fvck do you break the finger?!?

Well, I've heard of people falling directly on the end of a boner, so you never know.

Drew Carey? LOL! Oh man that episode was funny.

Maybe we take a look?
"Oh what the hell, its never going to be this big again"

^^ Or something like that, not a exact quote.

 

[Red Dawn]

The lead singer for 3 Dog Night claimed that this happened to him

 

[Amused]

Back in my day, penis expolsions were much bigger and far more deadly. Hell, I remember the time my penis exploded and took out half a city block... and that was a SMALL one.

 

[Red Dawn]

Originally posted by: Amused
Back in my day, penis expolsions were much bigger and far more deadly. Hell, I remember the time my penis exploded and took out half a city block... and that was a SMALL one.

City Block?

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Red Dawn

Originally posted by: Amused
Back in my day, penis expolsions were much bigger and far more deadly. Hell, I remember the time my penis exploded and took out half a city block... and that was a SMALL one.

City Block?

Only half a city block. The death and carnage was incredible.

It was amazing I survived.

 

[Zebo]

I fail to see the humor in this thread. This is serious business.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: Quixfire
Eddie Murphy predicted this.

LoL! You're right!!!! :beer:

 

[brigden]

I ripped my dick once.

My GF and I were at a bar, and both feeling frisky. We left, found a quiet place and started shagging. She was unable to get comfortable on the metal stairs that supported us, so we hightailed it back to my pad. We jumped into bed and jumped each other.

In my enthusiasm I slipped out, but being in the drunken state I was, I missed re-entry and rammed her crotch to the right. It hurt. I cupped Mr. Happy in pain. I felt an odd sensation and looked down to see blood quickly seeping through my fingers. My GF screamed and jumped off the bed. I lifted my hand to see where the blood was coming from and, like Niagra Falls, it poured out all over the bed. Imagine how much blood a turgid penis contains.

I ran to the shower and let it bleed. It stopped after what seemed like an eternity. The stain on the bed was nearly 1/3 the mattress.

Apparently I had ripped some skin inside and underneath. I'm not circumsized. It took two weeks to fully recover.

 

[moshquerade]

damn beer

 

[glugglug]

Maybe she was part vampire and um "bit him". Do a search for "vagina dentata".

 

[imported_Papi]

Originally posted by: Zebo
I fail to see the humor in this thread. This is serious business.

its funny when it happens to someone else though....