<< ...I do indeed think it involves fundamental stupidity to prefer a sweaty, smelly, and hairy man's ass instead of the attractive and fit young women like some of these guys could undoubtedly have (again, if only they didn't prefer a sweaty, smelly, hairy man's ass). >>
And supposing your heterosexual, sweaty, smelly, hairy's man's ass has managed to lure itself a girlfriend or wife, what does that say about her?
Edit: Sorry, tcsenter. I'm not trying to crucify you over this (well, maybe). I suppose my favourite quote on the subject by Dennis Miller. Something along the lines of, "There's nothing more interesting to me than my own orgasm, and nothing less interesting to me than yours."