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Pediatricians push for hot dogs to get warning label

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sonoma1993

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Hot dogs may soon join the dangerous company of products that carry a warning label. But it won't point out the unhealthful amounts of fat, salt and preservatives they contain.
The American Academy of Pediatrics wants a label cautioning parents that the ballpark staple poses a choking hazard to young children, according to USA Today. The academy also would like to see the franks "redesigned" so that they would be less likely to stick in a kid's throat.
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http://www.nydailynews.com/lifestyl...arning_label_kidfriendly_food_poses_chok.html

I heard about this on news earlier this evening. Hot dogs do not need to be redesign or need a warning label for choking hazard. If they put a choking hazard warning label on hot dogs, they should be put on other foods that can be choking hazards as well. Parents just need to teach their children to chew their food properly.
 
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"Redesign" a hot dog? How can someone that went to years of post-graduate school be that fvcking clueless?
 
I saw Brian Williams talking about this tonight. If I didn't know better I would have thought it was an Onion story.
 
The whole mania for "warning labels" on everything from cell phones (don't use them while driving) to hotdogs, to hairspray is mildly amusing, at best.

I once had a blow dryer with a warning that read "DO NOT USE WHILE SLEEPING." I think perhaps they were concerned that people might use it as a space heater while asleep, but who could sleep with that racket anyway?

- wolf
 
"Please be advised: extensive tests have determined that these particular hot-dogs plump beyond FDA-recommended safe tolerances when you cook 'em. Satisfaction may occur."
 
First it was with alcohol products, then the tobacco products, then it went with sugar, cooking oil, salt and now hotdog!
 
wow, just wow, what next, warning label on water taps "Warning, you can drown in water!". How about bath tubs, people die in those. Heck, every wood plank should have a warning label because it is big and heavy and could cause injury. Don't forget the warning label on the sun, it causes all sorts of health issues. Lets put the warning label people in a rocket to the sun, so they can properly label it, so we might know that it can hurt us.
 
The only things in life that need warning labels are women, hand grenades and claymores.

Fuck the rest.
 
Over the XMas holiday while at my Bros, I noticed a crossed out scissors symbol on the electrical cord to his Razors recharging unit. I chuckled and wondered who TF needs to know that?

Soon Parents will need to sign a waiver for buying Hot Dogs? Perhaps Stores needs a Lawyer at the Checkout?
 
I remember an episode from Monk where they show the inside of the hotdog stand warehouse kind of thing... OMG, I could never eat hotdog from street vendors after that
 
sandorski said:
Over the XMas holiday while at my Bros, I noticed a crossed out scissors symbol on the electrical cord to his Razors recharging unit. I chuckled and wondered who TF needs to know that?
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Not saying this applies to you (or your bro), but in Britain it's been legal - and perhaps still is - for end-users to cut off the power plug of a continental European appliance and screw on a proprietary British plug on the cord...

Problem with that is that if you're an idiot and do that with many razors today you actually cut off the battery charger of the device and instead of say ~5V DC you pipe 230V AC straight into your razor. Hilarity (and not to mention fire, mayhem) ensues!

Hence the reason for these labels on razors...
 
FaaR said:
Not saying this applies to you (or your bro), but in Britain it's been legal - and perhaps still is - for end-users to cut off the power plug of a continental European appliance and screw on a proprietary British plug on the cord...

Problem with that is that if you're an idiot and do that with many razors today you actually cut off the battery charger of the device and instead of say ~5V DC you pipe 230V AC straight into your razor. Hilarity (and not to mention fire, mayhem) ensues!

Hence the reason for these labels on razors...
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Ahh, that could be the reason. Don't have those issues over here.
 
Hot dogs are the right shape and have the right texture that when a certain lenght is swallowed by a children of a certain age group can cause choking which can be fatal.

I leave it to you if you can accept a certain number of fatalities every year caused by this.

Hopefully it will not be one of your children, if you have kids, that dies from this problem.
 
Siddhartha said:
Hot dogs are the right shape and have the right texture that when a certain lenght is swallowed by a children of a certain age group can cause choking which can be fatal.

I leave it to you if you can accept a certain number of fatalities every year caused by this.

Hopefully it will not be one of your children, if you have kids, that dies from this problem.
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Clearly, unlike the banana, Hot Dogs were conceived of in the bowels of Hell in an attempt to extinguish Innocence from Earth.
 
Siddhartha said:
Hot dogs are the right shape and have the right texture that when a certain lenght is swallowed by a children of a certain age group can cause choking which can be fatal.

I leave it to you if you can accept a certain number of fatalities every year caused by this.

Hopefully it will not be one of your children, if you have kids, that dies from this problem.
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Good lord.
 
We essentially have choke proof hot-dogs, they are called Balogna slices. I'd have to do a lit search but I would be surprised if anyone has proven that warning labels decrease accidents, they are mostly there to protect the manufacturer from rediculous litigation.

For the past 20 years the choking hazard of hot-dogs has been known, so parent-groups and pediatricians have been warning new parents. But as Ron White says "You can't Fix Stupid".
 
Siddhartha said:
Hot dogs are the right shape and have the right texture that when a certain lenght is swallowed by a children of a certain age group can cause choking which can be fatal.

I leave it to you if you can accept a certain number of fatalities every year caused by this.

Hopefully it will not be one of your children, if you have kids, that dies from this problem.
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Please help us from ourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One the most basic function of life now needs a god damn label. We are a pathetic.
 
Genx87 said:
Please help us from ourselves!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

One the most basic function of life now needs a god damn label. We are a pathetic.
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That is what modern society comes down to. Keeping us infantile, unable to care or think for ourselves. A pampered and spoiled society needs warning labels on their hot dogs.

Good news everybody! Such a civilization does not last for long.
 
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