PB&J is racist

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BUnit1701

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White privilege is the politically correct way of saying black people are disabled.

Think I am kidding?

http://thesedeafeyes.tumblr.com/post/25532311107/examples-of-hearing-privilege

Not quite, but nice try. 'white privilege' is the idea that individuals should be arrested only in equal proportion to their race's percentage of the population. Should this not happen, those who obey the laws will be deemed to have an unfair 'privilege' that needs to be remedied.
 
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nehalem256

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Not quite, but nice try. 'white privilege' is the idea that individuals should be arrested only in equal proportion to their percentage of the population. Should this not happen, those who obey the laws will be deemed to have an unfair 'privilege' that needs to be remedied.

Which is basically another way of saying that: "black people are disabled and therefore should be held to a lower standard of law-abidingness."

Its just that if you said "blacks are disabled" instead of "white privilege" you would be considered an abominable racist.
 

werepossum

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This is fucking old.

EDIT: Yup, old and pants on fire.
You might want to read the article rather than just the Politifact Oregon classification.
Verenice Gutierrez picks up on the subtle language of racism every day.

Take the peanut butter sandwich, a seemingly innocent example a teacher used in a lesson last school year.

"What about Somali or Hispanic students, who might not eat sandwiches?" says Gutierrez, principal at Harvey Scott K-8 School, a diverse school of 500 students in Northeast Portland’s Cully neighborhood.

"Another way would be to say: ‘Americans eat peanut butter and jelly, do you have anything like that?’ Let them tell you. Maybe they eat torta. Or pita."
Seems pretty clear that this esteemed intellectual feels that all sandwiches are racist. If all sandwiches are racist, then by extension the PB&J sandwich, being a subset of all sandwiches, is racist. Or at the very least, mentioning them is racist.

Personally makes sense to me that immigrants who are mentally not up to be exposed to the horrors of sandwiches should stay the fuck out of America, but apparently that is not an option.

Asians don't eat sandwiches, yet it doesn't seem to keep them from destroying white kids in standardized tests/income/education attainment. Perhaps she should stop writing material for the Onion and looks for the causes elsewhere.
LOL +1

You know how you can wear a hoodie into a store and not get followed by an employee? That is white privilege. You know how you can make expensive purchases and not get detained by police while they verify you aren't using a stolen credit card? That is white privilege.
Um, you DO know that the vast majority of blacks wearing hoodies into stores are not followed, some whites wearing hoodies into stores are followed, and the vast majority of blacks making expensive purchases with credit or debit cards are not detained by police, right?

When I was young I worked in my father's auto parts store. There were some people we pointedly followed the entire time they were in our store, because if you did not they would rob you blind. Some were white, some black, some Mexican. (Oddly enough, although we had a fair number of Vietnamese, none of whom ever stole anything. Same with the Indians/Pakastanis and the very few Arabs.) Has more to do with behavior than mere dress or skin color. It just doesn't show up as racist for the whites.
 

nehalem256

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Seems pretty clear that this esteemed intellectual feels that all sandwiches are racist. If all sandwiches are racist, then by extension the PB&J sandwich, being a subset of all sandwiches, is racist. Or at the very least, mentioning them is racist.

Personally makes sense to me that immigrants who are mentally not up to be exposed to the horrors of sandwiches should stay the fuck out of America, but apparently that is not an option.

Interestingly he seems to be saying that Hispanics are not "real" Americans. Seems kind of racist to say that an entire ethnic group isn't American ;)
 

ch33zw1z

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lol...I eat PB+J everyday, on whole grain bread.

I've also put PB+J on a tortilla, no bread available. HERESEY
 

werepossum

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Interestingly he seems to be saying that Hispanics are not "real" Americans. Seems kind of racist to say that an entire ethnic group isn't American ;)
LOL I suspect this lady is dedicated to keeping ethnically Hispanic Americans from identifying as Americans and thereby threatening her power base and her livelihood.

lol...I eat PB+J everyday, on whole grain bread.

I've also put PB+J on a tortilla, no bread available. HERESEY
Never tried that, but I ate at a steakhouse in Allentown PA whose bread is fresh tortillas served with lime butter. I love my bread, but if we had that in Chattanooga I'd eat there twice a month. I ate three platters, hardly had room for any steak.
 

werepossum

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This. Humanities majors / future SBUX baristas. Nothing says I have no discernible skills on a resume than student government.
Well, yeah, but they'll be highly intelligent and incredibly self-important baristas. Just ask them.
 

Agent11

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Some people must have way too much free time to be waxing philosophical about fucking sandwiches.
 

Zaap

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I've also put PB+J on a tortilla, no bread available. HERESEY
Wait, what? I was following right along with your point, then you said tor... torti...err, whatever that is and I lost my ability to understand.
 

HamburgerBoy

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Funny, I don't know a single person that eats PB&J sandwiches that isn't a failure of a human being.
 

Triumph

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Funny, I don't know a single person that eats PB&J sandwiches that isn't a failure of a human being.

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Sulaco

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You know how you can wear a hoodie into a store and not get followed by an employee? That is white privilege. You know how you can make expensive purchases and not get detained by police while they verify you aren't using a stolen credit card? That is white privilege.

That's a red herring. Profiling is far more likely based on age.

Having worked for years through college and even after in various positions in retail environments, INCLUDING LP, I can attest without hesitation that anyone wearing a "hoodie" (hood up while in the store?), acting suspiciously, or late teen early 20s, is likely to be watched. Black, white, or purple. Sorry, that's just the truth.

Unequivocally, age profiling is far more common.