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payback is a bitch

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kreactor

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so a few months ago, i broke up w/ my fiance of 5 years by email and said i'll
UPS her stuff back

she email back it's just trash, junk it

hmmn what's next?

trash it
return her duffelbag of clothes thru a mutual friend
ebay her complete outfits


edit: TIP OF THE ICEBERG
plan was to buy residence together aug 04 first then get marry oct 04 (registration)
official ceremony was tbd

aug 2k4 ~9 hours before we head to lawyers office to purchase condo, she
ask if i can handle all the finances for a few months because she needed
to quit her job again (she quit verizon about a year ago) and get cisco
certified (IT field is not exactly in great demand)

broke up for about a week

sept 2k4 ~she went to live her gf (divorced w/ kids) in kentucky for intense csco
study, came back not ready for exam and no timeline on when her
unemployment/ directioniless twilight zone will end.....

sept30 - she knew something was bothering me and told me to spill it
she got very upset after i suggest we postpone registration til march '05
cried and said 'maybe it's never goin to happen'
dropped me off at work and that's the last time we spoke
until i email her oct 25, 04

oct 2k4 breakup after her b'day and my b'day passed in silence...angry silence
- started to read dontmarry.com



edit: when my sis's and her bf broke up (thru email)
my ex's sister thought that was lol hilarious
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in our 5 yrs, we've had plenty of fights and breakup, so much so we've
agreed that we'll probably have a great marriage as all major fighting
is over, mission accomplished.....kinda like what bush said bout iraq

 
Need. More. Info.

Why did you break up with a fiance of 5 years through email? Where was she that you have to UPS her stuff back?
 
1.) Meet Girl
2.) Get her to move her sh!t in
3.) Break up with the b!tch
4a.) Sell the good sh!t on ebay
4b.) Donate to the excess to DI or Good Will for a tax write off . .
5.) Profit.
 
Damn, someone beat me to the PROFIT joke. 🙁
You already broke up with her over email, might as well clean things up and prosper from your/her loss. 😛
 
Did you use email because your verbal communication is bad? Sadly, your written ain't much better 😉

Just teasin'!
 
Originally posted by: AbAbber2k
Damn, someone beat me to the PROFIT joke. 🙁
You already broke up with her over email, might as well clean things up and prosper from your/her loss. 😛
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Gotta have above 303 post to use profit jokes. (This rule continues to change)
 
Originally posted by: kreactor
so a few months ago, i broke up w/ my fiance of 5 years by email and said i'll
UPS her stuff back

she email back it's just trash, junk it

hmmn what's next?

trash it
return her duffelbag of clothes thru a mutual friend
ebay her complete outfits
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Let me clue you in. I know this is a difficult prospect but please bear with me.
Let's look carefully at her reply to you. What we are trying to do is see if there is some kind of message there. Is she trying to convey a thought or idea? Hmmm...she wrote; "it's just trash, junk it"
Now this is a very ambiguous (Open to more than one interpretation: an ambiguous reply) statement. It could mean a host of different things.
It could mean; "I love you and can't live without you" Oh wait. It doesn't mean that.
OK, it could mean; "oh where did I go wrong and how did I lose such a wonderful man?"
Shoot, it doesn't mean that either. Hold on, I am getting it....
I Got It! It means "it's just trash, junk it"
WOOOO HOOOO!!! AT comes together and solves another YAGT!! We Rock!!

 
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