Parents: Please think carefully before naming your children.

[olds]

Well it encourages people to bring back stuff that should have stayed dead. 🙁

And that harms us how, again?

 

[middlehead]

The woman who checked my groceries this afternoon was named Tetris. Surprisingly, I was able to contain myself.

 

[olds]

The woman who checked my groceries this afternoon was named Tetris. Surprisingly, I was able to contain myself.

 

[ebaycj]

Thankfully there haven't been any Italian sausage jokes yet.

We would need pics of said LaZanya to determine if it is a candidate for inserting said Italian Sausage.

 

[dawp]

Never heard of that one.

Mercedes?

 

[stevty2889]

We have a woman from Singapore at work named Wan Ting Kok.

 

[Kommander_Kink]

What about Rip Torn? He was the chief of that secret service alient lab in the movie Men In Black.

 

[feralkid]

Mercedes?

Mercedes was a woman's name long before it was used by Daimler/Benz.

 

[datalink7]

If Hitler what? Didn't kill Jews?

I don't understand how your question applies to my post?

 

[Paratus]

Worked with a Harry F. Johnson.

Had a kid (boy) in my grade school class named Rain Gottus.

 

[Paratus]

I don't understand how your question applies to my post?

Your post said he was named ifHitler

 

[datalink7]

Your post said he was named ifHitler

Ah, ok. I was confused. I hit "i" instead of "o". Should have said "of" Hitler. But I knew what I wanted to say so when I reread the post I was reading "of" and couldn't figure it out 😛

 

[MovingTarget]

There is a local family that owns a store which is called Spiller Furniture. Spiller is their family name. They recently announced that they were naming their son Major. Seriously? Major Spiller. That kid is going to have a hard time in HS and College.

 

[Raduque]

I work with a guy who's last name is "BayArena". Yes, the "A" is capitalized.

 

[Fenixgoon]

Precious Bowser. shit you not. in my college economics class.


also, how do you pronounce La-a?

ladasha. the dash ain't silent! (a joke one of my relatives sent)

 

[Kirby]

I went to high school with Mike Hunt, although he preferred to be called Michael. :biggrin:

 

[Kadarin]

Funniest names I ran across in real life were:

Richard Buttafock
Danielle Cumalot

 

[Kommander_Kink]

Funniest names I ran across in real life were:

Richard Buttafock
Danielle Cumalot

Oh yeah Richard Buttafuckoo from Long Island, he had sex with a minor called Lolita or something like that.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

LaZanya. Sound it out. 😕



...and no, I didn't make it up. I actually heard a parent yelling this name at their (presumably) daughter in Target this weekend.

It's actually Lazania. no Y

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

I went to a work presentation given by a guy named John Holmes. I saw his name on the printout and thought it was a joke at first.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

Oh, I'll add this one in.

We wanted to name my son after his two grandparents, Raymond and Charles. Needless to say, we went with Charles Raymond. Not Raymond Charles (Ray Charles). I wonder if this will ever bite him in the bottom.

 

[Fausto]

Holy thread bump, batman. 😱

 

[FDF12389]

I just talk to a guy named Mal... WTF? Not a guys name.

One time I provisioned a account for a new director at my last job, his name was Steve Hits. The user name I gave him was "shits". I wasn't even thinking. Shits@company.com

 

[zinfamous]

Oh yeah Richard Buttafuckoo from Long Island, he had sex with a minor called Lolita or something like that.

are you positive that you aren't somewhat-recently-disappeared member Red Squirrel?

:hmm:

 

[moshquerade]

We need a Fausto sighting, a real one.