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I Saw OJ

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Dec 13, 2004
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Why are you posting on here, when you should be calling everyone you know for the huge ass party you are gonna have!


seht
 

ViRGE

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Originally posted by: stan394
Originally posted by: SilentRavens
Originally posted by: ViRGE
Originally posted by: FinalFantasy
BTW...i'm going to my dad's office to look for the keys' to his M5.

Updates later.

Edit: I CAN drive stick. ;D
Just because you can drive it doesn't mean you should. Nothing good will come from trying to take out a car like that, stick to pettier wrongdoings that won't get you killed.

I have to agree, instead you should do like the others said, mad sex in the back, much more fun, and safer (well usually anyway.)

that won't get him killed but may make him a father :p
Better to create life than destroy it.:p
 

GuitarDaddy

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My only advice is be smarter than I was.

I found myself in a similar situation many years ago and here is what I did.

1. Threw a huge party and completely trashed the house
2. Took all my friend to my parents lake house, threw another party and trashed that house
3. Got drunk and took the boat out, bent the boat trailer and smashed the boat into the dock.
4. Went to a strip joint and blew half the money my parents left me
5. Took the rest of the money and bought a pound of weed
6. Got pulled over driving drunk, and got busted with the weed
7. Spent 2 nights in jail waiting for my parents to fly home early from their trip and bail me out of jail.
8. Spent the next 10yrs trying to earn my parents trust back
9. Spending the rest of my life trying to make it up to them

There are a lot of ways to have some mad fun, just be a little smarter than I was:eek:
 

OREOSpeedwagon

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Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
My only advice is be smarter than I was.

I found myself in a similar situation many years ago and here is what I did.

1. Threw a huge party and completely trashed the house
2. Took all my friend to my parents lake house, threw another party and trashed that house
3. Got drunk and took the boat out, bent the boat trailer and smashed the boat into the dock.
4. Went to a strip joint and blew half the money my parents left me
5. Took the rest of the money and bought a pound of weed
6. Got pulled over driving drunk, and got busted with the weed
7. Spent 2 nights in jail waiting for my parents to fly home early from their trip and bail me out of jail.
8. Spent the next 10yrs trying to earn my parents trust back
9. Spending the rest of my life trying to make it up to them

There are a lot of ways to have some mad fun, just be a little smarter than I was:eek:

yikes, that story sure went downhill....
 

HBalzer

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Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
My only advice is be smarter than I was.

I found myself in a similar situation many years ago and here is what I did.

1. Threw a huge party and completely trashed the house
2. Took all my friend to my parents lake house, threw another party and trashed that house
3. Got drunk and took the boat out, bent the boat trailer and smashed the boat into the dock.
4. Went to a strip joint and blew half the money my parents left me
5. Took the rest of the money and bought a pound of weed
6. Got pulled over driving drunk, and got busted with the weed
7. Spent 2 nights in jail waiting for my parents to fly home early from their trip and bail me out of jail.
8. Spent the next 10yrs trying to earn my parents trust back
9. Spending the rest of my life trying to make it up to them

There are a lot of ways to have some mad fun, just be a little smarter than I was:eek:

So the only sex you got from all that was in jail?
 

GuitarDaddy

Lifer
Nov 9, 2004
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Not even any jail sex:(

But I did get some from a really cute chick at the lakehouse party. Haven't seen her since
 

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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Originally posted by: LongCoolMother
waiting for the 'sausagefest' response...


That's a really good idea. He could pawn the car and buy lots of beer and a bunch of brats to cook out on the grill. The beer is for the brats of course. Then he could invite friends over and eat the brats. They could bring the krout and tater salad. Party on!


 

platinumike

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Nov 18, 2004
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just call one person you know that can get a good party going. Go fill up some kegs, and send out mass emails/phone calls to all the people you would like to party with. Once you have confirmed alot of people there. Keep one bedroom to yourself*im assuming ur own bedroom* get the keys and lock it. Then proceed to any outdoor location and approach numerous ammounts of women. Even cashiers/waitresses,etc. Get in good coversation and ask if they AND THEIR friends would like to come to a party at your house, they will probably say no depending on your looks. The key to the bedroom is if you can find a chick you would like to ensue the nitty gritty with.
 

GasX

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Feb 8, 2001
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My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night. Time of your life, huh kid?
 

Pepsei

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Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: Pepsei
beat it till its raw?

im sure he can do that while his parents ARE home....

but he won't be able to finish it on
2) My step-dad's 2002 BMW M5
3) " " " 1996 Lexus SC300 w/rims, exhaust etc etc
 

Juice Box

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Nov 7, 2003
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Originally posted by: Pepsei
Originally posted by: Juice Box
Originally posted by: Pepsei
beat it till its raw?

im sure he can do that while his parents ARE home....

but he won't be able to finish it on
2) My step-dad's 2002 BMW M5
3) " " " 1996 Lexus SC300 w/rims, exhaust etc etc

im SURE his parents sleep......;)
 

irwincur

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Jul 8, 2002
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If you have any normal friends and a normal life - I am sure that they have already planned a party at your house. Use your host status as a way to get some snapper. Oh yeah, don't be the guy who is freaking out all night because there are 500 people there and things are getting broken. Just go with the flow.

If not, don't even bother, I doubt anyone would show.
 

Qwest

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Jan 21, 2001
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take your step-dad's prototypes and secrets from work.
test them out extensively and post pics to prove yourself in an online forum.
get step-dad fired/fined.

 

nater

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I would keep it simple. Have people over but not so many that it draws attention. How old are you?