Trump (the felon, traitor, insurrectionist) almost gets his VP killed via angry mob during an insurrection, has to pick someone else when he gets an exemption for the 14th amendment. Opts for a couch fucking Thiel puppet, one with a startling lack of experience yet a penchant for douchebaggery.
Harris (the prosecutor, Senator, VP) picks a popular Governor and cool dad, who got carsick as a kid. Later she even tries to, get this, use regional accents during appearances.
Fookin politicians, they're all the same.