Have a Nice Day - Mark Graham
Come all you good Americans, the loyal, brave and true
Let?s wrap ourselves completely in the old red, white and blue
For Jesus and free enterprise we must prepare the way,
And anyone who does not heed must be prepared to pay.
Chorus:
Have a nice day, have a nice day.
Don?t heed those words of wickedness that might lead you astray
See, hear and speak no evil, just work real hard and pray
God loves you and he hopes you have a nice day.
We can?t abide with welfare or believe in poverty
Because this nation is the land of opportunity.
If you?re lazy, weak or stupid then you might not make the grade.
But why should we support you with the money we have made?
We believe in conservation and will do all that we can
To manage our resources for the benefit of man.
And we believe that Judgment Day is coming with all haste
And anything that we don?t use will then have gone to waste.
We believe in the creation, evolution is a sham,
And for you awful humanists we do not give a damn,
?Cause we believe in science when the word of God agrees,
And we believe in science that destroys our enemies.
Have a nice day....
EDIT:
Life is Hard, but Life is Hardest When You?re Dumb
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you?re dumb
No joie de vivre, just endless hours of tedium
With a negative IQ you?ll be lonesome sad and blue
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you?re dumb
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you?re dumb
You wait for years, but inspiration never comes
Thoughts you don?t have remain unheard because you cannot find the words
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you?re dumb
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you?re dumb
Between your ears a dark and silent vacuum
If there?s a void behind your face
why not rent out the vacant space
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you?re dumb
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you?re dumb
Why not just lay back and smoke a bowl of opium
If being stupid is your fate just relax ?cause it?s too late
Life is hard, but life is hardest when you?re dumb