Our cat is f'n nasty... I don't know what to do about this...

[Azndude51]

ROFLMAO:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
I don't know why, but that's the funniest thing I've heard in weeks.

 

[blahblah99]

The best solution - get rid of the cat!

 

[SeaSerpent]

haha

 

[TitanDiddly]

Get a laser pointer. Cat's go nuts over em. Exercise.

 

[falias]

Originally posted by: PhasmatisNox
Get a laser pointer. Cat's go nuts over em. Exercise.

Too cruel, once I turn off the laser my cat keeps looking for it for like 30 minutes.

 

[Bateluer]

Gotta cut down on her food and get her more exercise.

 

[jread]

Well, I've decided to put her on a diet and see if that helps. Then again, other people I've talked to have cats that are much fatter that don't have this problem....

 

[Cristatus]

:barf; @ butt streak

 

[Wag]

Go to the vet?

 

[Kelemvor]

We too have some fat ass cats (but they don't leave butt streaks). We're using some diet cat food and we'll see if it's working or next in the next week or so when we have to go to the vet.

 

[Actaeon]

LOL. You make a great story-teller.

 

[Ns1]

BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

more proof that cats are worthless


/dons flamesuit

 

[skace]

Your post is what forums were made for.

 

[csyberblue]

this thread made me laugh. Thanks OP!

 

[Glitchny]

that sux, my cat is def fatter than that and has no problem cleaning himslef, ur cat is either just too lazy or doesnt like tasting its own ass

 

[Jfrag Teh Foul]

Originally posted by: werk
LOL. Kitty skid marks.

Kitty skiddies.. ack.

 

[iamwiz82]

diapers

w00t!

 

[Doggiedog]

Originally posted by: chasem
If you wipe that cat's ass you put us, as humans, back about 50000 years.

LOL! Classic sig material.

This thread is hilarious.

 

[joecool]

i have two cats and have the same problem with the younger one - he's a complete fatass and can't lick his butt. it's completely disgusting. personally i'd love nothing more than to get rid of both of 'em, i don't really enjoy having my expensive and nice house being turned into a giant litter box! but the wife and kids will never let me do this. problem is, we can't cut back on food for the fatso cause he steals food from the other cat, who is old and weak. if we put less food out she'd starve - which would be fine with me - but not really an option. i'll tell you what, tho, this whole experience has turned me off of pets completely. when this fatso dies (which will probably be 15+ years from now, we'll have had cats for 25 years by then), i've already told me wife i have earned at least 20 years of pet-free living!

 

[imported_Reck]

WTF? I wouldn't wanna lick my ass either...:laugh:

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

funny, our cat doesn't do this and he's fat. must be his upbringing...

 

[MaxDSP]

bwahahahhaa

 

[thirdlegstump]

Be a good mom and lick it for your kitty. Think of it as licking p&&&&!

 

[dabuddha]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH sorry but that's just too damned funny

 

[dman]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
funny, our cat doesn't do this and he's fat. must be his upbringing...

You can take the cat out of the alley...

/Another reason not to want a cat.

//That said, Our dog does this (butt slide). The first time I had her checked at the vet and ruling out other things (like worms mentioned in OP), apparently her anal sacs aren't emptying completely. Linkage I pay the vet to do this... ugh.