Ouch - got kicked in the n*ts

[manlymatt83]

Long story short.

Was lying down with the girl, and she rolled over the wrong way, scoring a direct hit on my left friend. It's painful. Looks okay, nothing crazy blue or anything. Has this happened to anyone in the past? Does the pain go away? Is it easy to do damage?

 

[HamburgerBoy]

The pain will last forever.

 

[El Guaraguao]

If its still in pain, cut it off.

 

[Squisher]

I guess that would be half-manlymatt83 now.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

If its still in pain, cut it off.

Cut it off and burn the wound so that it doesn't bleed.

 

[Cookie]

Cut it off and burn the wound so that it doesn't bleed.

Put salt on first so it doesn't get infected.

 

[irishScott]

Put salt on first so it doesn't get infected.

After you cut off the other one just to make sure any infection doesn't spread.

 

[Baked]

You're a manlet now. Grats bro.

 

[rasczak]

After you cut off the other one just to make sure any infection doesn't spread.

Or piss on it to make stop the infection.

 

[Schadenfreude]

On the upside, you'll grow boobs now.

 

[manlymatt83]

Alright. So I guess you guys don't think it's a big deal. That's good. It still hurts. A lot.

 

[irishScott]

Alright. So I guess you guys don't think it's a big deal. That's good. It still hurts. A lot.

Uh, might want a real doctor if it's still severely painful after an hour. I played soccer for years, got fast balls to the nuts multiple times, pain never lasted more than a minute (other than some residual soreness every once in a while).

 

[SearchMaster]

Uh, might want a real doctor if it's still severely painful after an hour. I played soccer for years, got fast balls to the nuts multiple times, pain never lasted more than a minute (other than some residual soreness every once in a while).

Banjoed?

 

[Pray To Jesus]

testicular torsion

 

[Jeff7]

Uh, might want a real doctor if it's still severely painful after an hour. I played soccer for years, got fast balls to the nuts multiple times, pain never lasted more than a minute (other than some residual soreness every once in a while).

So....the balls touched?:hmm:

 

[brainhulk]

you aren't manly like this guy

http://youtu.be/a86cQobU-n4

 

[Zorander]

you aren't manly like this guy

http://youtu.be/a86cQobU-n4

 

[sourceninja]

testicular torsion

My fondest horrible memory is being kicked in the nuts in a sparing match. Going to the hospital a few hours later because they were 4 or 5 times larger than normal.

I get to the ultrasound to check for torsion and there are like 8 people in there. The lady asks if it's ok if these students watch my ultrasound. Knowing my genitals are as big as they will ever be I said "Go for it!"

 

[rh71]

got hit through a cup and it still hurt, of course it's gonna hurt.

 

[Jeeebus]

WARNING TO ALL PROSPECTIVE GREAT DANE OWNERS:

The great dane is a tall dog with a long tail. When it gets excited, that tail flips around with reckless abandon. I've been clipped in the nuts at least three times in the last few months, and it hits with the force of a whip. Always find myself lying down on the couch cursing her existence.

 

[arcenite]

Damn that chick is fast... though her technique looks like she's throwing haymakers as compared to the other guys seem to not be. In MMA you don't have time to wind up your body!

She'd whoop me though.

 

[Oyeve]

Beats this:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...iend-Martin-Douglass-scrotum-drunken-row.html

 

[Baked]

you aren't manly like this guy

http://youtu.be/a86cQobU-n4

LOL, can he withstand the kick, or will his avocados turn into guacamole.

 

[mnewsham]

Long story short.

Was lying down with the girl, and she rolled over the wrong way, scoring a direct hit on my left friend. It's painful. Looks okay, nothing crazy blue or anything. Has this happened to anyone in the past? Does the pain go away? Is it easy to do damage?

Been there done that, tell her blow jobs make it better, worked for me.