Orange stain second term results thread

[brycejones]

Yeah I always wonder why it's so ridiculously over the top. Trump is the smartest and best at everything out of every human in history according to them. Also, the best genes and in perfect physical condition, hardest worker, etc.

I mean they could try to make it somewhat believable but when trump is actually really pathetic in all those categories I guess their instinct is to go for the complete opposite. Just look at his health/physical condition, he's obvious overweight and in terrible physical condition, but they don't just shave like 20lbs off his weight, they go for broke and give him the stats of a pro athlete.

Trump would be the NFL MVP but he has such a generous heart he will let the DEI players compete for it.

 

[fskimospy]

Yeah I always wonder why it's so ridiculously over the top. Trump is the smartest and best at everything out of every human in history according to them. Also, the best genes and in perfect physical condition, hardest worker, etc.

I mean they could try to make it somewhat believable but when trump is actually really pathetic in all those categories I guess their instinct is to go for the complete opposite. Just look at his health/physical condition, he's obvious overweight and in terrible physical condition, but they don't just shave like 20lbs off his weight, they go for broke and give him the stats of a pro athlete.

I think part of it is deliberate trolling of a sort. They know they're lying and they know we know they are lying. They like to show people that they don't give a shit.

 

[Heartbreaker]

Yeah I always wonder why it's so ridiculously over the top.

It's generally how dictators are treated. Outrageous lies and fawning. Remember Trumps bragging about his golf:

Kim Jong-Il -- North Korea dictator left behind laughable golf legacy - Page 2 - ESPN

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Kim shot 38 under, including 11 holes-in-one, at the 7,700-yard championship course at Pyongyang in the VERY FIRST golf round of his life, according to North Korean state media.

 

[nakedfrog]

For anyone wondering, working 110 hours a week would be nearly 16 hour days, 7 days a week. That's how much work Marshall is claiming he'll do, and that Trump works even more than that.

 

[K1052]

For anyone wondering, working 110 hours a week would be nearly 16 hour days, 7 days a week. That's how much work Marshall is claiming he'll do, and that Trump works even more than that.

This is what we commonly refer to as:

 

[dainthomas]

It's generally how dictators are treated. Outrageous lies and fawning. Remember Trumps bragging about his golf:

Kim Jong-Il -- North Korea dictator left behind laughable golf legacy - Page 2 - ESPN

Humor, columns, commentary, lists and analysis from Page 2 and ESPN.

www.espn.com

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

 

[you2]

For anyone wondering, working 110 hours a week would be nearly 16 hour days, 7 days a week. That's how much work Marshall is claiming he'll do, and that Trump works even more than that.

Trump can't even work that hard screwing people over - he is lucky to last 3 hours a day and most of it is on social media.

 

[you2]

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

Yea but happy actually took golfing lessons from a golfing pro.

 

[nakedfrog]

Trump can't even work that hard screwing people over - he is lucky to last 3 hours a day and most of it is on social media.

I won't hear of such blasphemy! He's such a relentlessly dedicated public servant that he's mastered the art of lucid dreaming, and continues working for the betterment of America even in his sleep! Why, I understand that due to lack of distraction from external sources, he's working even harder for the American people when he's sleeping! This, of course, is why you've begun to see him sleep during meetings, so he can work more efficiently and derive solutions like you've never seen before while also maintaining that grand visage we're all so fond of. I wouldn't at all be surprised to find out that due to this powerful method, he's really working closer to 190 hours per week!

 

[brycejones]

I won't hear of such blasphemy! He's such a relentlessly dedicated public servant that he's mastered the art of lucid dreaming, and continues working for the betterment of America even in his sleep! Why, I understand that due to lack of distraction from external sources, he's working even harder for the American people when he's sleeping! This, of course, is why you've begun to see him sleep during meetings, so he can work more efficiently and derive solutions like you've never seen before while also maintaining that grand visage we're all so fond of. I wouldn't at all be surprised to find out that due to this powerful method, he's really working closer to 190 hours per week!

Fuck off mega cross barbie.

 

[Pens1566]

For anyone wondering, working 110 hours a week would be nearly 16 hour days, 7 days a week. That's how much work Marshall is claiming he'll do, and that Trump works even more than that.

Yeah, it's not a sustainable amount of effort. At least not one where you're worth anything after like 60-70.

Unless there's lots of speed involved ...

 

[purbeast0]

Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

This legit made me laugh out loud when I read it haha.