I've heard a few people calling this decade the "naughties" which is just pukingly clever enough to maybe stick.
80s - Not alive yet
90's - I think I had chinese food with my folks and watched the ball drop, then I played with my Star Trek model ships for 20 minutes and got sent to bed.
00's - Got drunk for the first time ever. Smoked pot out of a crushed coke can for the first time with my high school nemesis. Puked over a railing, leaned over to look at it, then flipped over the railing and landed in my own puke. Crawled up some stairs (I could no longer walk) to ask my high school crush out on a date, which she immediately and vigorously rejected.
The 00's was the best one.