One week after purchase, electrical gremlins possess my VW

[olds]

You bought a VW and you're suprised?

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
It's a VW, what did you expect?

I think typically with a Volkswagen, the wipers come on, speed up, become frantic, then the windshield washers spray a white gooey substance on the windshield, followed by a "chime" to draw your attention to the "You've just been fvcked" light on the dash.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
It's a VW, what did you expect?

I think typically with a Volkswagen, the wipers come on, speed up, become frantic, then the windshield washers spray a white gooey substance on the windshield, followed by a "chime" to draw your attention to the "You've just been fvcked" light on the dash.

Well, at least he didn't get the Pound You in Zee Ass edition. :laugh:

 

[TomKazansky]

You've got snakes on your VW ECU!

 

[Nebor]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
It's a VW, what did you expect?

I think typically with a Volkswagen, the wipers come on, speed up, become frantic, then the windshield washers spray a white gooey substance on the windshield, followed by a "chime" to draw your attention to the "You've just been fvcked" light on the dash.

Well, at least he didn't get the Pound You in Zee Ass edition. :laugh:

And you know the lube at the dealer is like $30 a bottle

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
It's a VW, what did you expect?

I think typically with a Volkswagen, the wipers come on, speed up, become frantic, then the windshield washers spray a white gooey substance on the windshield, followed by a "chime" to draw your attention to the "You've just been fvcked" light on the dash.

Well, at least he didn't get the Pound You in Zee Ass edition. :laugh:

And you know the lube at the dealer is like $30 a bottle

That link is so NSFW (not the picture, but the site behind it!)

Anyways, I took it to the dealer yesterday even though the problem disappeared. They replaced a relay and said if that doesn't fix it I can drop the car off.

In the end it was a small, minor inconvenience to put up with for an AWESOME car. I just love driving this thing around, and its a very comfortable driver's car. Been getting nothing but complements everywhere I go.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Do you have the = sign on yours too?? All the VW's around here have that on it.

 

[Al Neri]

next time don't buy a VW

 

[Al Neri]

Originally posted by: Murphy Durphy
I own a 2002 VW Jetta, and not only do I routinely get "nice car!" from girls and guys alike, I've never once had a problem with mine either.

I dont know one person who would comment on a Jetta? An acura, possibly, a maybach, definately, a volkswagen, doubtfully... maybe MAYBE a Phaeton, but DEFINATELY not a Jetta.

That could just be me....

 

[RKS]

Originally posted by: JeffreyLebowski
Do you have the = sign on yours too?? All the VW's around here have that on it.

LOL, OP you should have read the replies to your original thread. Theses issues should not be a surprise.

A surprise is having to scrape the INSIDE of your Passat every winter morning because the stealership insists that there is no leak around the windows.

A surprise is driving down the highway and having the entire Pissant instrument cluster die while going 60 MPH.

A surprise is the VW service adviser not being invited to family functions because you know him/her soooo well.

 

[Balt]

One of my roommates in college had a VW. I will never buy one of their cars. The electronics in his dashboard would fail a week after replacement. Eventually he just gave up and drove around without a working speedometer.

Oh, and every time something failed they would take him to the cleaners because his car was no longer under warranty.

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: dxkj
You realize you bought a VW right? they seem nice, until they implode on you

:thumbsup:

 

[lokiju]

Originally posted by: Syrch
wow i didn't realized VW was the suck

I didn't realize you suck so much.

:laugh:

 

[PaNsyBoy8]

i've love how there are so many people bashing a car they've never driven or owned. i know tons of vw drivers without any issues. no car manufacturer is perfect.

 

[fbrdphreak]

Can I say "I told you so" ? Shoulda gotten the Legacy....😛

 

[fbrdphreak]

Originally posted by: Nebor

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
It's a VW, what did you expect?

I think typically with a Volkswagen, the wipers come on, speed up, become frantic, then the windshield washers spray a white gooey substance on the windshield, followed by a "chime" to draw your attention to the "You've just been fvcked" light on the dash.

Made me LOL :laugh: