One student poops in another students soda

[dennilfloss]

*Cue music by the New Seekers*

"...I'd like to hold it in my arms and keep it company. It's the real thing...":sneaky:

 

[Krazy4Real]

LOL! That's a pretty shitty prank to drop on somebody.

 

[Gooberlx2]

Oh, and lol @ initial aggravated assault charge. Any lawyers here able to vouch if they could actually make that bullshit stick?

I'd guess it could have to do with intent, and the DA's willingness to take it to court. If the guy was a known bully, particularly to this kid, I could see it sticking.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

This kind of prank is a fighting offense. The only proper 'take it to the next level' from shitting or pissing in someone's food or drink would be to poison their dogs, set fire to their home, blow up their car, hobble them for life at the knee cap with a crow bar, or something along those lines.

Jack off in their toothpaste tube.

 

[dennilfloss]

Jack off in their toothpaste tube.

Naw. Replace it with Preparation H.

 

[Crusty]

Naw. Replace it with Preparation H.

These are HS kids, just replace the lube with super glue.

 

[dennilfloss]

Or Vick's Vaporub.

 

[Yreka]

How do you get shit in a soda can ?

 

[PottedMeat]

TWO HUNDRED HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

Id have to fight this one, 200 hours is fucking ridiculous!

who cares about the community service!

oh come on, 1000 word report on why fecal matter should not be ingested?!?!

1000 goddamn words? on why fecal matter doesn't belong in your mouth?

that will be the most creative report evar.

 

[Crusty]

How do you get shit in a soda can ?

Especially w/o smearing the shit all over the top of the can....

 

[dr150]

LOL, really? You're actually upset that a 17-yo kid has to spend 5 weeks worth of [probably otherwise wasted] fulltime effort doing community service after shitting in someone's drink?

Hell, I would have sentenced the entire fucking summer break.

At least!

Summer. Full-time. Doing nasty work at the sewer sytem (interior septic tank cleanup).

Give the nastiest community service jobs you could possibly think of to this douchebag!

...............This kind of prank is a fighting offense. The only proper 'take it to the next level' from shitting or pissing in someone's food or drink would be to poison their dogs, set fire to their home, put something in their engine to blow it up or loosen all the lug nuts, hobble them for life at the knee cap with a crow bar, or something along those lines.

BINGO!

 

[mugs]

TWO HUNDRED HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

Id have to fight this one, 200 hours is fucking ridiculous!

I agree, 200 hours isn't enough. If I were the victim I'd fight with the prosecutor to stick with the aggravated assault charge.

 

[Crusty]

At least!

Summer. Full-time. Doing nasty work at the sewer sytem (interior septic tank cleanup).

Give the nastiest community service jobs you could possibly think of to this douchebag!

Good point, they should have made him clean out the pump rooms at a sewage treatment plant or something equally nasty.

 

[tcsenter]

Jack off in their toothpaste tube.

How many people bring their toothpaste to school and leave it in a publicly accessible area?

Often, these things are just a form of bullying, not a mutually consenting thing where both parties are willing participants. And from the sound of it, this is what happened here.

You don't get a situation where the rest of the class is in on the prank, unless its a bullying scenario. i.e. everyone is in on the prank except for the one guy being pranked.

Someone would have come forward and warned the guy, unless he either did not have any friends in the class, or some were fearful of retaliation from the guys who perpetrated it.

 

[SlowSpyder]

What an asshole!

 

[irishScott]

WTF is a proper comeback to someone shitting in your food or pissing in your drink? If this were a restaurant or some kind of function where food is being served, you are saying the appropriate recourse is to up the ante on them, not to call the police, file a criminal complaint, and sue the shit out of them?

This is why I HATE practical jokes and infantile pranks. There is always one (or two) in every group who has absolutely no sense of where the line should be.

This kind of prank is a fighting offense. The only proper 'take it to the next level' from shitting or pissing in someone's food or drink would be to poison their dogs, set fire to their home, put something in their engine to blow it up or loosen all the lug nuts, hobble them for life at the knee cap with a crow bar, or something along those lines.

lol poor sensitive tcsenter. Did that bad man's shit hurt your feelings?

Fighting offense? Seriously? Here's my likely course of action: In the moment I'd splash the offender with the drink, his shit included, and make him buy me a new one.

As for the comeback, you obviously suck at pranks if you think it has to be in the same vein. Oh, and if you think permanent maiming, arson, severe property destruction and attempted murder and/or manslaughter are the "only proper take it to the next level" pranks, you should probably be on meds.

 

[irishScott]

How many people bring their toothpaste to school and leave it in a publicly accessible area?

Often, these things are just a form of bullying, not a mutually consenting thing where both parties are willing participants. And from the sound of it, this is what happened here.

You don't get a situation where the rest of the class is in on the prank, unless its a bullying scenario. i.e. everyone is in on the prank except for the one guy being pranked.

Someone would have come forward and warned the guy, unless he either did not have any friends in the class, or some were fearful of retaliation from the guys who perpetrated it.

Lol since when are all participants in a prank "willing"? The whole point of a prank it to make someone else uncomfortable in some form or other. You should read the dictionary more.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prank

A practical joke (also known as a prank or gag) is a mischievous trick played on a person, especially one that causes the victim to experience embarrassment, indignity, or discomfort.

As for the class, maybe none of them really knew each other and enough didn't give a shit (pun intended) that the bystander effect occurred. Step out of your paranoia please.

Edit: Oh and even if it was bullying, all the guy proved was that he was that much of a pussy that he ran home to mamma and sued. Overreacting is not a good way to gain social stature.

 

[Bl0cks]

I could prolly pull this off... in a gatorade bottle.

 

[HamburgerBoy]

As for the comeback, you obviously suck at pranks if you think it has to be in the same vein. Oh, and if you think permanent maiming, arson, severe property destruction and attempted murder and/or manslaughter are the "only proper take it to the next level" pranks, you should probably be on meds.

Ingested fecal material could get somebody really sick. I'd much rather be stabbed (non-fatally) or beaten than poisoned.

 

[TehMac]

TWO HUNDRED HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

Id have to fight this one, 200 hours is fucking ridiculous!

You must be a reclusive sack of shit. I easily have 1,000 hours of (voluntary) community service since 2006. This guy is fucked in the head, and if I were the judge, I would have fined the parents for raising a dead beat son.

 

[irishScott]

Ingested fecal material could get somebody really sick. I'd much rather be stabbed (non-fatally) or beaten than poisoned.

Yes, because obviously the guy is going to swallow the entire load whole and not notice anything until it's too late. Was the prank a stupid unfunny asshole move? Yes. Was there any danger? Not in the slightest.

If it's between getting stabbed, beaten, or having to sip a soda someone shat in and then spit out said sip, I'll take option number 3.

 

[classy]

This is where you try to break someone's jaw

 

[KaOTiK]

I would have shit in the guys backpack, let it steam up in there and have the surprise opened in his next class

 

[InflatableBuddha]

/In before "pop", not "soda"

 

[Perknose]

TWO HUNDRED HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!?!?!?!

Id have to fight this one, 200 hours is fucking ridiculous!

You need to cool down. Here, I've got a soda for you. :sneaky: