One liners that will have you pissing your pants...

[Aceman]

<< hehe... what's really mind boggling is that jive conversation in "airplane". >>



hehehehe, you watching it right now, too? That's why I had to post my question

 

[RGN]

<< This is pretty funny, my sister and I have been sending each other emails all day with one liner insults...

Me: are you a couple fries short of a happy meal?
Her: You're as sharp as a marble
Me: you are as smart as a bag of hammers
Her: P.S. Did you take the little bus to school?
Me: you're not the sharpest tool in the woodshed

Started when I sent her something that she did not understand and I had to explain it to her. >>



Dude, all your dogs ain't barkin'

 

[gopunk]

<<

<< hehe... what's really mind boggling is that jive conversation in "airplane". >>



hehehehe, you watching it right now, too? That's why I had to post my question >>



oh, it's on tv now? weird... i just remembered airplane

 

[ElFenix]

"he lOves the cock!"

 

[Chooco]

is airplain the comedy where the auto pilot is a blow up doll and it keeps grabbing that woman's breasts or is it the non comedy about a bunch of people going to die in a crash?

 

[bizmark]

<<

<< hehe... what's really mind boggling is that jive conversation in "airplane". >>



hehehehe, you watching it right now, too? That's why I had to post my question >>



ha! such a great movie. That jive convo was hilarious. And yes it's the comedy with the blowup doll

One-liners:

That shirt is really becoming. You know, I'd be coming too if I were on you like that.

Women suck. And when they don't suck, they suck even more.

 

[gopunk]

<< is airplain the comedy where the auto pilot is a blow up doll and it keeps grabbing that woman's breasts or is it the non comedy about a bunch of people going to die in a crash? >>



the first

 

[Hammer]

"now how do you like dem apples?"



<< "he lOves the cock!" >>

 

[Brutuskend]

Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like Chloroform??

 

[MichaelD]

"That's a really nice dress! It would look great in a crumpled heap next to my bed. "

"You're not the brightest little bulb in the box, are you? Hmm?"

"I can see the lights is on, but no one be home."

"

 

[Lithium381]

hahahaha, mmmm

 

[Ken g6]

<< One liners that will have you pissing your pants... >>

But I'm not wearing any ... Oops!

 

[Colt45]

<< That shirt is really becoming. You know, I'd be coming too if I were on you like that. >>



man you botched that one good!

its supposed to be:

That shirt is really becoming on you. If I were on you, I'd be coming too.

 

[MikeO]

<< Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like Chloroform?? >>



:Q

 

[Smacksmackums]

Can I please add some rufies to that drink?

 

[yobarman]

ffffffffffffffffffaggots... which is basically faggots with the f stressed out... say this to anyone who says somethink corny or gay-like..


Origination of this saying: My friend goes to a community college and notices all these signs around that say "To the labrynth" He follows a couple signs and ends up at a door...he walks inside and it's dark inside. Someone whispers.."hello?" My friend then says "Why do you guys have the lights off?" The person replies.. "we're a gay/lesbian organization...we don't want to be revealed." My friend stays silent for a bit and says "Fffffffaggots!!" and walks out. haha!