One liners that will have you pissing your pants...

[Pastore]

Guy 1: You suck.
Guy 2: Only when I need the money.


hahaha... anyways, what are your hilarious one liners?

 

[ayabrea]

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?

 

[UltraQuiet]

<< hahaha... anyways, what are your hilarious one liners? >>


You first.

 

[ayabrea]

Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me.

 

[Pastore]

hey, a kid said that to me the other day and i just about died... i thought it was pretty funny

 

[Geekbabe]

"Yes I do but not with you"

 

[HappyPuppy]

Simple minds require simple entertainment.

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

I lost my phone number could I please have yours?

 

[etech]

Get your mind out of the gutter.

What's the matter, you getting too crowded down there?



If they put your brain on the edge of a razor blade it would look like a BB rolling down a 4 lane highway.

 

[Pastore]

<< If they put your brain on the edge of a razor blade it would look like a BB rolling down a 4 lane highway. >>



lmfao!!

 

[AzNmAnJLH]

guy: dude you're getting a dell
dell: haha no you're not

 

[911paramedic]

This is pretty funny, my sister and I have been sending each other emails all day with one liner insults...

Me: are you a couple fries short of a happy meal?
Her: You're as sharp as a marble
Me: you are as smart as a bag of hammers
Her: P.S. Did you take the little bus to school?
Me: you're not the sharpest tool in the woodshed

Started when I sent her something that she did not understand and I had to explain it to her.

 

[Smacksmackums]

Guy: Damn, B|TCH, You be washin' your clothes up in Windex or some sh|t?

Girl: Umm, no, why?

Guy: Cuz fvckin' - A girl, I sure as hell can see myself all up in your pants. Word, Phantoms like a muthafvck!

 

[Danman]

<< Want to play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay
back while You blow the hell out of me. >>



EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

 

[ayabrea]

haha wanna blow? haha

 

[Aceman]

"Guy: Damn, B|TCH, You be washin' your clothes up in Windex or some sh|t?

Girl: Umm, no, why?

Guy: Cuz fvckin' - A girl, I sure as hell can see myself all up in your pants. Word, Phantoms like a muthafvck! "




Am I the only one that doesn't understand one iota of what in the Hell this means? This makes no sense to me in English or any other language!!!!

 

[DaiShan]

<< guy: dude you're getting a dell
dell: haha no you're not >>



LOL I like that one

 

[apoppin]

Guy to gal

. . . you'd look good in something flowing . . . try a river!

Your lips are like petals . . . bicycle pedals . . .

Your teeth are like the stars . . . they come out every night

 

[wnied]

Phila parking authority clerk: "Ask a stupid question, you'll get a stupid answer."

My reply: "No...Ask a Stupid Person, Get a Stupid Answer."

At which I turned and walked briskly out of the Clerks office and away from the city cop on duty at the next desk over.


Anyway, I got the last word.
~wnied~

 

[geno]

When someone says "You suck" tell them, "You swallow"

 

[gopunk]

<< "Guy: Damn, B|TCH, You be washin' your clothes up in Windex or some sh|t?

Girl: Umm, no, why?

Guy: Cuz fvckin' - A girl, I sure as hell can see myself all up in your pants. Word, Phantoms like a muthafvck! "




Am I the only one that doesn't understand one iota of what in the Hell this means? This makes no sense to me in English or any other language!!!! >>




Guy: Do you wash your clothes with Windex, or something?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Because I can really see myself in your pants. Yea!

 

[Aceman]

Thanks gopunk. I appreciate that. I thought I was going to have to get my 13 year old or one of his friend over to translate.

 

[gopunk]

<< Thanks gopunk. I appreciate that. I thought I was going to have to get my 13 year old or one of his friend over to translate. >>



hehe... what's really mind boggling is that jive conversation in "airplane".

 

[Chooco]

kid1: my dad is stronger than your dad
kid2: no my dad is stronger than your dad
kid1: well my mom is a lot better than yours
kid2: yeah i guess you're right since my dad said the same thing

 

[masterxfob]

<< When someone says "You suck" tell them, "You swallow" >>

nice