omg, std testing = t3h pain

[rh71]

... and you thought sex was free...








[waits for the first one to say it]

 

[slightlyhuman]

i'm pretty sure i can handle with q-tip but having *someone* do it instead of me is kind of weird.

 

[necine]

It hurt so baaaaad.

 

[rgwalt]

If you were careful where you put your junk, you wouldn't need to worry about it...

R

 

[ssvegeta1010]

Nothing compared to passing a kidney stone or having a catheter.

EDIT: I unfortunately had both. At the age of 8. >_<

 

[BigToque]

I had the swab done before. It isn't really painful at all. There's nothing to it, you just drop your pants, the doc holds your tip and sticks it in and pulls it out in less than 2 seconds.

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Or wait for marriage to have sex.

Christian Values 1, Swab Up The Penis 0

 

[Ns1]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Dubb
how big is the swab? something q-tip sized or smaller shouldn't be too bad unless they really jam it down there.

It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be... just a q-tip they push like half an inch down.

half an inch??? :Q

 

[Zee]

Jesus has many talents in this thread.

 

[NatePo717]

Jumping Jesus Christ on a pogo stick that sounds painful!

 

[RagingBITCH]

OW OW OW OW.

 

[Kenazo]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Or wait for marriage to have sex.

Christian Values 1, Swab Up The Penis 0

You hardly need to be a Christian in order to see the value in waiting.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

Originally posted by: NeuroSynapsis

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Dubb
how big is the swab? something q-tip sized or smaller shouldn't be too bad unless they really jam it down there.

It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be... just a q-tip they push like half an inch down.

half an inch??? :Q

half an inch is only a problem if its that small..

 

[Tiamat]

:shiver;

 

[BigToque]

Originally posted by: Kenazo

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Or wait for marriage to have sex.

Christian Values 1, Swab Up The Penis 0

You hardly need to be a Christian in order to see the value in waiting.

True, but have you ever met a non-christian that waited to have sex? I haven't

 

[PimpJuice]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Or wait for marriage to have sex.

Christian Values 1, Swab Up The Penis 0

shuttup virgin boy

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Or wait for marriage to have sex.

Christian Values 1, Swab Up The Penis 0

Holy-sh1t-Jesus-is-a-member-of-the-AT-forums :shocked:

 

[tfinch2]

I had a 2 ft wire with a camera on the tip stuck up my wang into my bladder to check around. Makes the swab a walk in the park.

 

[GuitarDaddy]

When I was a kid I had a rare condition where my urethra was too narrow. The doc shoved a steel rod up there and clamped a thing that looked like a pair of vise grips on my johnson and left it that way for about 15min.:shocked: A little swab for a few seconds sounds like a walk in the park

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: tfinch2
I had a 2 ft wire with a camera on the tip stuck up my wang into my bladder to check around. Makes the swab a walk in the park.

getting ....... light ........ headed

*thump*

 

[HeroOfPellinor]

Originally posted by: PimpJuice

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Or wait for marriage to have sex.

Christian Values 1, Swab Up The Penis 0

shuttup virgin boy

Ex-virgin boy. Now I'm monogomy boy.

 

[alien42]

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
When I was a kid I had a rare condition where my urethra was too narrow. The doc shoved a steel rod up there and clamped a thing that looked like a pair of vise grips on my johnson and left it that way for about 15min.:shocked: A little swab for a few seconds sounds like a walk in the park

jesus macarena christ

*passes out again*

 

[gigapet]

how come in a similar thread a bout a month ago it was ssaid by numerous ppl that they didnt need to do swabbing unless you had visible symtoms.

 

[MaxDepth]

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor

Originally posted by: PimpJuice

Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Or wait for marriage to have sex.

Christian Values 1, Swab Up The Penis 0

shuttup virgin boy

Ex-virgin boy. Now I'm monogomy boy.

okay... but is she monogamous?
:evil:

 

[FleshLight]

Originally posted by: alien42

Originally posted by: GuitarDaddy
When I was a kid I had a rare condition where my urethra was too narrow. The doc shoved a steel rod up there and clamped a thing that looked like a pair of vise grips on my johnson and left it that way for about 15min.:shocked: A little swab for a few seconds sounds like a walk in the park

jesus macarena christ

*passes out again*

Damnit you ruined my life.