omg, std testing = t3h pain

[slightlyhuman]

i'm wanting to go get tested soon but i heard the procedure they do then i searched for "std" in atot and read a thread.

jesus tap dancing christ it sounds painful.

x 10

 

[Anubis]

they dont just take your blood?

 

[meltdown75]

i'm more interested in Jesus tap-dancing Christ

 

[Spooner]

Originally posted by: Anubis
they dont just take your blood?

they have to take a swab of the inside of the tip of your penis.

it's uncomfortable, but to know you're safe? highly worth it.

 

[Megatomic]

I got swabbed when I was a sailor. OMFG did that hurt. :Q

 

[Ramma2]

Not as good as Jesus River-Dancing Christ

 

[Anubis]

Originally posted by: Spooner

Originally posted by: Anubis
they dont just take your blood?

they have to take a swab of the inside of the tip of your penis.

it's uncomfortable, but to know you're safe? highly worth it.

eeeek yea that doesnt sound fun

 

[biostud]

It's a short and intense pain, but you'll survive.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Ramma2
Not as good as Jesus River-Dancing Christ

:shocked:

how about Jesus in a go-kart? Jesus ate a can of beans. Jumpin' Jesus!

 

[Juice Box]

Jesus Swing-Dancing Christ that sounds painful!

 

[Platypus]

It depends on what you're getting done.

I've had them and they dont have to swab on all the tests.

 

[Literati]

Originally posted by: Megatomic
I got swabbed when I was a sailor. OMFG did that hurt. :Q

Arrrr yee maties!

Swab the d!cks for ye catch the scurvy!

 

[meltdown75]

Jesus-Doing-The-Running-Man this thread hurts my cock & balls!

 

[Krk3561]

Don't tap it, unless you pap it!

 

[hypn0tik]

Heh. How fitting. Check out the OP's name.

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
It depends on what you're getting done.

I've had them and they dont have to swab on all the tests.

i'm just scheduling a normal test? at leas that's what i'm going to say.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: DP

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
It depends on what you're getting done.

I've had them and they dont have to swab on all the tests.

i'm just scheduling a normal test? at leas that's what i'm going to say.

If you're getting a full gauntlet type test, they'll swab.

I opted for a few select ones.

 

[Mrvile]

Originally posted by: Krk3561
Don't tap it, unless you pap it!

AHHHH!!!

 

[alien42]

jesus electric slide christ that hole is an exit only

 

[JulesMaximus]

I've had the three swab test. Hurts like fvck.

Make sure you update us after and let us know how painful it was. :laugh:

 

[slightlyhuman]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus
I've had the three swab test. Hurts like fvck.

Make sure you update us after and let us know how painful it was. :laugh:

 

[meltdown75]

Jesus-on-teh-intarweb-playing-flash-animation-games

this thread makes me think of metal things being inserted into places they shouldn't be, and blood.

 

[Dubb]

how big is the swab? something q-tip sized or smaller shouldn't be too bad unless they really jam it down there.

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: Dubb
how big is the swab? something q-tip sized or smaller shouldn't be too bad unless they really jam it down there.

It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be... just a q-tip they push like half an inch down.

 

[nater]

Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation

Originally posted by: Dubb
how big is the swab? something q-tip sized or smaller shouldn't be too bad unless they really jam it down there.

It's not as bad as everyone makes it out to be... just a q-tip they push like half an inch down.

half an inch? Damn my pee pee hurts just thinking about it