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OMG OMG OMFFG - best morning evar

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No Lifer
So, like, I'm on the lightrail train headed to work. I'm half asleep. Got my shades on so I can sleep in the dark. Got my arms folded so I don't look like a goober when I slump over drooling and sleeping. However, I couldn't really sleep this morning.

At one of the stops, this smokin hot blond (short and petite, awesome curves, hot ass, great jugs, perportioned well) gets on and sits in the seat ahead of me.

but wait... what's that smell?! :shocked: It's friggin Ambush! She's wearing AMBUSH! :Q :heart:

The first time I smelled the perfume Ambush was on my first love in jr high, and it's one of those insta-boner perfumes. Wow. Hot damn.

The train stops at the next stop and what do I see out the window? Another one. This one was very very similar to the hottie in front of me, but had bigger tracks of land, very curly brunette with blond streaks, and was wear a friggin PINK TOP. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

Wow... this is awesome.

Holy shiot, she comes and sits right next to me :Q

omg okay at this point I'm having significant issues.

"Hiya, good morning! How are you?"

:shocked: She's... uh... she's talking to me. The one sitting next to me is talking to me. What the hell.

"Sore and not awake, you?"
"Doing well, thank you 🙂"



...

wow, I suck. I didn't have a business card ready so I just sat there like a crazed horndog until my stop. Oh well. Giving a business card and scribbling a home number on the back seems kinda tacky anyway. I simply excused myself and she smiled and said goodbye.

*snnniiiiifffffffff* I still smell it :heart:

Sigh. 🙂 I'm happy now. :heart:
 
Originally posted by: Nik
So, like, I'm on the lightrail train headed to work. I'm half asleep. Got my shades on so I can sleep in the dark. Got my arms folded so I don't look like a goober when I slump over drooling and sleeping. However, I couldn't really sleep this morning.

At one of the stops, this smokin hot blond (short and petite, awesome curves, hot ass, great jugs, perportioned well) gets on and sits in the seat ahead of me.

but wait... what's that smell?! :shocked: It's friggin Ambush! She's wearing AMBUSH! :Q :heart:

The first time I smelled the perfume Ambush was on my first love in jr high, and it's one of those insta-boner perfumes. Wow. Hot damn.

The train stops at the next stop and what do I see out the window? Another one. This one was very very similar to the hottie in front of me, but had bigger tracks of land, very curly brunette with blond streaks, and was wear a friggin PINK TOP. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:

Wow... this is awesome.

Holy shiot, she comes and sits right next to me :Q

omg okay at this point I'm having significant issues.

"Hiya, good morning! How are you?"

:shocked: She's... uh... she's talking to me. The one sitting next to me is talking to me. What the hell.

"Sore and not awake, you?"
"Doing well, thank you 🙂"



...

wow, I suck. I didn't have a business card ready so I just sat there like a crazed horndog until my stop. Oh well. Giving a business card and scribbling a home number on the back seems kinda tacky anyway. I simply excused myself and she smiled and said goodbye.

*snnniiiiifffffffff* I still smell it :heart:

Sigh. 🙂 I'm happy now. :heart:
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[cartman] not.....gonna make it....need....40.....dollars [/cartman]

um, well, I'm glad you're happy at least
 
Originally posted by: leftyman
funny how you can instantly lose 50 iq points simply by being near a pretty woman..i hate that
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Well all the blood does rush out of your brain and into your penis.
 
pffft.. clearly if you had awoken to both of them being nekkid with you in bed, it would have been a better morning.

and yeah.. TTIWWOP!😀
 
Originally posted by: NikGiving a business card and scribbling a home number on the back seems kinda tacky anyway. I simply excused myself and she smiled and said goodbye.
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What? I do this all the time and it has never failed or created any issue.

 
Originally posted by: Nik
Originally posted by: leftyman
funny how you can instantly lose 50 iq points simply by being near a pretty woman..i hate that
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Gah, I know. 🙁

That still puts me above average though 😛
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an above average retard is still a retard 😉
 
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