So, like, I'm on the lightrail train headed to work. I'm half asleep. Got my shades on so I can sleep in the dark. Got my arms folded so I don't look like a goober when I slump over drooling and sleeping. However, I couldn't really sleep this morning.
At one of the stops, this smokin hot blond (short and petite, awesome curves, hot ass, great jugs, perportioned well) gets on and sits in the seat ahead of me.
but wait... what's that smell?! :shocked: It's friggin Ambush! She's wearing AMBUSH! :Q :heart:
The first time I smelled the perfume Ambush was on my first love in jr high, and it's one of those insta-boner perfumes. Wow. Hot damn.
The train stops at the next stop and what do I see out the window? Another one. This one was very very similar to the hottie in front of me, but had bigger tracks of land, very curly brunette with blond streaks, and was wear a friggin PINK TOP. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
Wow... this is awesome.
Holy shiot, she comes and sits right next to me :Q
omg okay at this point I'm having significant issues.
"Hiya, good morning! How are you?"
:shocked: She's... uh... she's talking to me. The one sitting next to me is talking to me. What the hell.
"Sore and not awake, you?"
"Doing well, thank you
"
...
wow, I suck. I didn't have a business card ready so I just sat there like a crazed horndog until my stop. Oh well. Giving a business card and scribbling a home number on the back seems kinda tacky anyway. I simply excused myself and she smiled and said goodbye.
*snnniiiiifffffffff* I still smell it :heart:
Sigh. I'm happy now. :heart:
At one of the stops, this smokin hot blond (short and petite, awesome curves, hot ass, great jugs, perportioned well) gets on and sits in the seat ahead of me.
but wait... what's that smell?! :shocked: It's friggin Ambush! She's wearing AMBUSH! :Q :heart:
The first time I smelled the perfume Ambush was on my first love in jr high, and it's one of those insta-boner perfumes. Wow. Hot damn.
The train stops at the next stop and what do I see out the window? Another one. This one was very very similar to the hottie in front of me, but had bigger tracks of land, very curly brunette with blond streaks, and was wear a friggin PINK TOP. :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart: :heart:
Wow... this is awesome.
Holy shiot, she comes and sits right next to me :Q
omg okay at this point I'm having significant issues.
"Hiya, good morning! How are you?"
:shocked: She's... uh... she's talking to me. The one sitting next to me is talking to me. What the hell.
"Sore and not awake, you?"
"Doing well, thank you
"...
wow, I suck. I didn't have a business card ready so I just sat there like a crazed horndog until my stop. Oh well. Giving a business card and scribbling a home number on the back seems kinda tacky anyway. I simply excused myself and she smiled and said goodbye.
*snnniiiiifffffffff* I still smell it :heart:
Sigh.
I'm happy now. :heart:
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