OMG...Need Some Info QUICK! *Updated*

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  1. mztykal

    mztykal Diamond Member

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    If you read my post before, and remember what it was about and want to know what happens, I'll keep you posted through the PM thing. Other than that, thanks for all you guys help and comments. Even though a "few" were ignorant and not thought out, I'm not mad. I deserved "most" of them. So thanks!

    -MzTyKaL
     
  2. IBhacknU

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    generaly its two weeks or so, you can pretty much schedule it pretty accurately.



    but dude, wear a [/b]fucking[/b] condom, there is no substitute for safe sex, unless its no sex.







    dam(stds)
     
  4. Wangel

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    Never to soon! ;):p
     
  5. kassy

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    The normal female cycle is 28 days (not many are normal but for the sake of this explanation )

    Generally a female ovulates 14 days before she is due to bleed.
    Sperm lives for approx 6 days and the egg is thought to live for 24 hours.
    SOOOOO, that said the week of bleeding and approx. two days afterwards are 'safe' and then approx a week before her period is due.

    Do a search on natural family planning and the billings method, these methods arent without risks.

    Hope that helps alittle. :)

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    the words "OMG....Need Info QUICK" just brought forth a mental image of you typing while getting ready to bonk. :eek:
     
  6. vi edit

    vi edit Elite Member <br> Super Moderator
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    There is no such thing as &quot;safe&quot; without some form of physical or biological intervention.

    There is only a &quot;somewhat lower chance&quot; time of the month.
     
  7. StageLeft

    StageLeft No Lifer

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    Yeah, please don't be a moron and have unprotected sex at &quot;the right tme&quot; if you're intent on keeping that baby batter from cooking in her oven.
     
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    Where is my post?
    I was second again.

    Oh, well, here is my answer again, NEVER, NONE, NADA.

     
  9. Isla

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    Hey, I used the rhythm method and I only have 3 kids to show for it!

    Wrap that rascal EVERY TIME and forget about 'safe days' unless you want to be buying a mini van.

    ;)
     
  10. bigvince

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    these guys are right use a rubber or dont dive in.:Q
     
  11. cxim

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    2 words

    Avanti &amp; Supra
     
  12. mztykal

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    Thanks for all the replies. Can you guys put it in &quot;yes&quot; or &quot;no&quot; terms? So two weeks was too soon? I'm a little &quot;off&quot; right now, so, yah...Thanks again!


    -MzTyKaL
     
  13. bigvince

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    what dont you get about USE A CONDOM!!!!
     
  14. mztykal

    mztykal Diamond Member

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    Um, if you haven't realized, it's too late for a condom now...so if that helps, a &quot;yes&quot; or &quot;no&quot; answer is appreciated. But from now on a condom will always be there...



    -MzTyKaL
     
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    Argh.

    Two weeks after her period is right about ovulation time, congratulations!

    The only 'safe' time would be the week before her period starts. Even then, it is dangerous. However, you can apply the mucus method... her jiuces will become more acidic tasting when she is no longer fertile. If her juices are clear and stringy, they are just right for carrying those bad boys to their destination.

    There, is THAT enough info?



    :disgust:
     
  17. mztykal

    mztykal Diamond Member

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    PG - Good one. Kick a guy when he's &quot;down&quot;...Kinda too late for that post. But in the future that may come in handy....


    -MzTyKaL
     
  18. bigvince

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    ohhhh! so ya did it already? well then i would say get ready to be a poppa!
    seriously there is no yes or no to it she might be and she might not depending on what her cycle is like. why dont you ask her?
     
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    hey, if you don't have a condom, don't take the risk...
    keep ur desires in control..
     
  20. mztykal

    mztykal Diamond Member

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    Damn....so that means I'm screwed, huh? Dammit! :(

    P.S. - Is there anything she can take now in the form of a pill that can work &quot;it's magic&quot;????


    -MzTyKaL
     
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    if you're really worried, and its been less than 48 hours, there are morning after pills available at any local clinic, or there is always ru-486 which should be available nationwide by now, but dude, wrap it everytime!!! save yourself this stress!
     
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    StageLeft No Lifer

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    isla

    Hmm...

    mztykal

    You'll probabaly be ok. Even people who screw all around the clock often take a whie to get a kid - but then some people can get it first shot. Needless to say - and I know what you're going through (I hope you didn't get her pregnant) - are you a moron? I mean how many goddamned commercials does the media have to put on before people will use a condom?

    Sorry, had to get it out.

    PS - at the minimum you could have blown your load on her stomach or something (porno-style), geeze.

    Take farbio's advice - get a morning after pill right now if its been within 48 hours, and a pregnancy test from a pharmacy will save you a lot of angst over the next couple of weeks.

     
  24. mztykal

    mztykal Diamond Member

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    Boy this sure made my day! Arrrrrr! I hope you guys are wrong. But, yah........

    -MzTyKaL
     
  25. reitz

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    There is a special term for the people who rely on the family planning or &quot;rythm&quot; method of birth control... We call them &quot;parents&quot;.

    Don't be stupid, protect yourself and your partner.