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[Metalloid]

I can get amazing deals on Valium, so if anybody needs the hook up, I have a few sources...

 

[TekChik]

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I want a refund, all I got was a Norwegian penis

I thought it was a Nigerian penis?

uummmm....and why would you think that??? how would YOU know?

 

[MithShrike]

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[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: TekChik

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I want a refund, all I got was a Norwegian penis

I thought it was a Nigerian penis?

uummmm....and why would you think that??? how would YOU know?

Think he was looking at ratemypenis.com again. I should put a disclaimer in there that it is a shadow.

 

[thaugen]

Hah! I'm getting paid to access the sluts. See, all I have to do when the guy comes over with the cashier's check is give him half back in cash.

 

[Mathcop]

Yep, ratemypenis.com Found a link to it from hotornot.com

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I want a refund, all I got was a Norwegian penis

I thought it was a Nigerian penis?

So how's that one work? You give them access to your penis, but they end up making it disappear?

 

[Mathcop]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I want a refund, all I got was a Norwegian penis

I thought it was a Nigerian penis?

So how's that one work? You give them access to your penis, but they end up making it disappear?

Exactly. Sounds like you've been victimized by this evil scam.
:evil:

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: Encryptic

Originally posted by: Mathcop

Originally posted by: Nitemare
I want a refund, all I got was a Norwegian penis

I thought it was a Nigerian penis?

So how's that one work? You give them access to your penis, but they end up making it disappear?

Exactly. Sounds like you've been victimized by this evil scam.
:evil:

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Apparently I can get Ninjas to defend my In-Box from e-mail spam.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Apparently I can get Ninjas to defend my In-Box from e-mail spam.

Drunk Ninja Sluts?

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Apparently I can get Ninjas to defend my In-Box from e-mail spam.

Drunk Ninja Sluts?

Mmmm, I like the sound of that.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve

Originally posted by: Amused

Originally posted by: ShotgunSteve
Apparently I can get Ninjas to defend my In-Box from e-mail spam.

Drunk Ninja Sluts?

Mmmm, I like the sound of that.

You'll love it up until they perform a shotgunectomy.

 

[Jmmsbnd007]

<Paradox> So, guys, I have some news.
<Paradox> I know I usually don't talk much about stuff unless it's solid, but this is interesting, and I think you should know.
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* volsung_ perks up.
<Paradox> Apparently, there are lesbians that want my 'hard cock.'
* volsung_ flips Paradox the bird.
<volsung_>
<Paradox> They want it 'now,' apparently, so the timetable is somewhat limited.
<volsung_> Are you going to just take their offer as presented, or is there an opportunity for negotiation?
<Paradox> I'm not sure.
<volsung_> I'm sure your hard cock is in great demand. An exclusive deal might not be in your best interest.
<Paradox> Last time I got an offer like this, there were some catches.

 

[Stark]

I told paris to quit bugging me...

looks like she found a new guy to stalk.

 

[jdini76]

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[Evadman]

I got one too.

"See pictures of women with buckets of c*m all over their faces!"

I give them a break, it is hard to balance a bucket of c*m on your face.

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

ah, and I thought making $4,000 a week on the internet was a lie too

I mean, it was on TV! It's gotta be true

 

[Pepsi90919]

Originally posted by: Evadman
I got one too.

"See pictures of women with buckets of c*m all over their faces!"

I give them a break, it is hard to balance a bucket of c*m on your face.

cite your source or ban.

 

[Evadman]

If I cite my source I WILL be banned

 

[NorthRiver]

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