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Storm

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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: radioouman
I've been getting information on the new penis patch. Just wear it, and expect to be 3 inches bigger!!>!>!>!>!H*(UPH*(P{!!!1111
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Those patches really do work. I'm sitting several feet away from my desk and typing with my wang.:Q :D
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Thats why your wife married you? Cuz of your wang talent? :p :D

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Anyone wanna own some land on the moon? For your descendants?
 
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merlocka

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Nov 24, 1999
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I got a sticker made of aluminium foil which makes my cellphone ROXORS. Can't believe the stupid cellphone manufacturers are too stupid to know that aluminum foils stickers can improve the reception of cellphones by 200%.



 
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amndouglas

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I can hand over some dough and walk away with a college degree without taking a single class:) Perfect for when the Charmin runs out.
 
UNCjigga

UNCjigga

Lifer
Dec 12, 2000
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omg hi2u i got new patch give you humongous bulbous american penis try new. patch system now it works yes.
 
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Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
omg hi2u i got new patch give you humongous bulbous american penis try new. patch system now it works yes.
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Wduaqnug is a spammer? :Q

 
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Ranger X

Lifer
Mar 18, 2000
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I get to refinance my home again, buy viagra again, have my way with some random girl again, and increase my johnson again. :confused:
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Originally posted by: uncJIGGA
omg hi2u i got new patch give you humongous bulbous american penis try new. patch system now it works yes.
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Wduaqnug is a spammer? :Q
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I want a refund, all I got was a Norwegian penis
 
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JohnnyH

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Forget that :) I can block SPAM by downloadign this program which was sent to me from an unknown company!! ^_^
 
Nitemare

Nitemare

Lifer
Feb 8, 2001
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Originally posted by: Mathcop
Originally posted by: Nitemare
I want a refund, all I got was a Norwegian penis
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I thought it was a Nigerian penis? :confused:

;)
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I was thinking about that but it would clash with my pasty white, have not seen the sun in over a year skin
 
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Fausto

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Nov 29, 2000
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Wow. Almost 50 replies to a thread with "drunk sluts" in the title and not a single "YOUR MOM!" joke yet.






You guys are slipping......and so are your drunk slut moms. :p
 
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Mathcop

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Originally posted by: Nitemare
Originally posted by: Mathcop
Originally posted by: Nitemare
I want a refund, all I got was a Norwegian penis
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I thought it was a Nigerian penis? :confused:

;)
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I was thinking about that but it would clash with my pasty white, have not seen the sun in over a year skin
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At least it would stand out in a crowd.
 
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Mathcop

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Dec 30, 2002
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Originally posted by: Fausto1
Wow. Almost 50 replies to a thread with "drunk sluts" in the title and not a single "YOUR MOM!" joke yet.






You guys are slipping......and so are your drunk slut moms. :p
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You're mom said she wasn't included in the latest group of Drunk Sluts. She said, "Been there, done that"
 
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