OMG!!! I get Free Access to Drunk Sluts!

[Amused]

The notification just came in via E-Mail today!

Who else got this amazing offer???

 

[dpm]

Really??? Apparantly I can make $4,000,000 just by helping this Nigerian guy out!!!

 

[MustISO]

Not me, but I *will* be able to increase my breast size in a matter of weeks. Whoo Hoo!

... I'm pretty sure with Drunk Sluts, everyone gets free access.

 

[Orsorum]

I got a nice email from my new neighbor! She and her sorority friends want to meet me. w00t!!!

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: MustISO
Not me, but I *will* be able to increase my breast size in a matter of weeks. Whoo Hoo!

I can increase the size of my breasts AND my penis!

 

[notfred]

I can c.um like a porn star!

 

[LordThing]

Well, screw all that stuff, I can get better gas milage

 

[Encryptic]

Not me, but I got spammed this morning with an offer to help me...wait for it.....REDUCE SPAM. Geezus, talk about shooting yourself in the foot. 😛

 

[ShotgunSteven]

Originally posted by: dpm
Really??? Apparantly I can make $4,000,000 just by helping this Nigerian guy out!!!

Too late, I beat you to it. 😛 They are sending me so much money, they had to empty my bank account out first to make room for it all. 😀

 

[deerslayer]

I can get 300% higher sperm volume!

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: deerslayer
I can get 300% higher sperm volume!

Perhaps you should consider renting yourself out for bukkake videos. 😛

 

[MazerRackham]

I have been getting LOTS of the "get bigger breasts" emails lately... but I thought my breasts were already big enough!!!! 🙁

 

[Jeff7181]

Oh yeah, well I can consolidate my debt and reduce my monthly bills in just 3 easy steps!

 

[rudder]

I can get more oxycontin than Rush Limbaugh ever could!

 

[Arkitech]

I may already be a millionaire with a unique opportunity to increase my penis size by 12 inches while watching hot teenage girls get it on with farm animals.


Email spam is scary

 

[Mathcop]

Originally posted by: Arkitech
I may already be a millionaire with a unique opportunity to increase my penis size by 12 inches while watching hot teenage girls get it on with farm animals.

Been there, done that.

 

Plz share your whores with the masses!

 

[radioouman]

I've been getting information on the new penis patch. Just wear it, and expect to be 3 inches bigger!!>!>!>!>!H*(UPH*(P{!!!1111

 

[new2AMD]

Well I can refinance at amazingly low rates and get 0% auto loans with bad credit

 

[anxi80]

subject: Yi Get a biggger \|/illy lsyo

i always wanted a Isyo!

 

[maziwanka]

mmmm drunk sluts....

 

[Fausto]

Originally posted by: radioouman
I've been getting information on the new penis patch. Just wear it, and expect to be 3 inches bigger!!>!>!>!>!H*(UPH*(P{!!!1111

Those patches really do work. I'm sitting several feet away from my desk and typing with my wang.:Q 😀

 

[BigSmooth]

Free? And here I am still paying like a sucker!

 

[Ynog]

I can get a prestigious doctorate from a non-acredited university, while enlarging my penis, making millions from some guy who just wants to give it away,
not to mention I'll be so high on my prescription pain killers.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: Phocas
Plz share your whores with the masses!

Mine